User:ComradeCheekiBreeki

American from the Midwest. I like history, language, music, politics and having fun. You'll probably find me editing history, lingustics or science-related articles, though I like to get around. I do get distracted easily, so keep that in mind if you ever wonder why I said I would do something and then didn't. Alternatively, you can view my Wiktionary user page and see if I've been busy over there. You can also find my Babel box over there.

This page is eternally under construction and subject to my fleeting whims. If you get too comfortable, don't.

Current page status: Trying to figure out what this thing is supposed to be.

Userboxes

Userbox spam is down here, because sometimes you just can't express your thoughts with proper words. Pretty much everything in here is representative of my attitude or something that I'd be inclined to edit (or is just for comedic effect). My views are good indicators of things I care strongly about, or could be good ammo if you want to NPOV me.

Beware: only the uncollapsed userboxes can taken completely at face value. I like a little chaos in my life. (Hint: It's mostly sarcasm).

Me

This user is a native of the United States of America.

This user is a native of the U.S. State of Missouri.

This user is a man.

This user uses the personal pronouns
he, him

This user is not religious.

This user is a member of the LGBTQ community.

This user is gay

This user is a bear. Grr!

This user loves knowledge.

1sexThis user went to a single sex secondary school.

SJThis user studies at, or is an alumnus of, a Jesuit school.

This user loves History.

This user is interested in military history.

This user wants to be a linguist.

In linguistics, this user prefers descriptivism over prescriptivism.

[aɪ pʰiː eɪ]This user is capable of using the International Phonetic Alphabet.

This user is a Songwriter

This user is a guitarist.

This user is a tenor.

This user is a furry.

This user is a scalie

This user’s fursona is a dragon.
Roar

This user practices
historical European martial arts (HEMA).

This user enjoys hiking.

This user enjoys camping.

This user enjoys travelling.

Values

This user supports the anarchist movement.

This user is an anarchist punk.

This user wonders how this can be a free country when everything is for sale.

This user seeks to dismantle private property and abolish wage slavery.

This user doesn't like Nazis.

This user aligns with the antifa movement, and opposes all forms of fascism.

This user believes in a non-partisan, direct democracy.

This user believes intellectual property needs to be abolished.

This user opposes torture under all circumstances.

This user knows that
Black Lives Matter.

This user supports trans-inclusive gender equality.

SAY NO TO POLICE BRUTALITYThis user opposes police brutality

This secular user defends the rights of people of faith.

This user supports the right of all people to resist occupation, colonialism and imperialism by any means necessary.

This user opposes any and all capital punishment administered by the state.

This user supports the legalization of all drugs.

This user supports queer liberation.

This user, while generally preferring non-violence, is not a pacifist.

This user knows that
Empathy Matters.

Everything else

One can never have too many
userboxes.

Too lazy to categorize

This user succeeds at not being a complete asshole. Mostly. This user is an expert in Nothing Do not trust this user in any topic! Hh No user serviceable parts inside. This user has so many veins, arteries, and capillaries that if they were flayed and lain end to end, they would go quarterway around the earth. This user is mortal. $0.{\bar {9}}=1$This user knows that 0.999... is exactly 1. This user would like to remind you that Wikipedia is not censored. This user's deviation is standard. DATAThis user believes that common sense is frequently misleading and prefers evidence.

Identity

This User is Queer/Gay and considers gay to be a compliment. This user is a faggot This user enjoys twiddling their thumbs. This user knows just enough about computers to be dangerous. This user prefers using userboxes to fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful. This user is from Chernarus. This user was too slack to make Eagle Scout. This user has been a Theatre stagehand. This user enjoys contributing to Wikipedia without wearing clothes. This user thinks loincloths and breechcloths are cool. This user wishes they had a boyfriend. NEW LIFEThis user needs and wishes they had a life. †This user survived Catholic school! This user DEMANDS Azerbaijan release all Armenian POWs. Java-0This user has some undisclosed problems with Java. Java-3This user is an advanced Java programmer.

Interests

This user is interested in guns of all kinds. This user is interested in firearms and is generally knowledgeable about them. This user likes the SKS This user believes that the AK-47 and its derivatives are superior to all other rifles. I'm an AR-15 aficionado. This user is a Vexillologist. This user listens to music when editing Wikipedia. This user uses FLAC. This user knows that lossy audio codecs peaked with Opus, and everyone else is in denial about it. This user enjoys hip hop music. Chant-5This user is able to compose, interpret, and perform Gregorian Chant on a monastic level. This user enjoys heavy metal music. This user enjoys listening to epic Power metal of steel. This user is a fan of EXTREME METAL! This user enjoys metalcore and/or hardcore music. EMO This user enjoys listening to emo music, but probably has a different interpretation of what 'emo' is than you do. This user enjoys post-punk. This user appreciates real punk music. This user enjoys jazz-rock fusion. 47This user plays the Hitman video game series. Metal Gear!This user has unlocked the tuxedo AND the bandanna! FalloutThis user prefers advanced power armor. Deus ExThis user wears sunglasses during night operations. estus flaskThis user drinks out of an estus flask. This user enjoys the Arma series. TF2This user's favorite class in Team Fortress 2 is the Soldier. This user enjoys playing Grifball. This user is with the science team! This user pulled off a heist and plans on pulling off another one. (Head, Eyes)This user was Tarkov'd. DFThis dwarf has striked the Earth in Dwarf Fortress. This user is a modder. This user wishes to learn more about Islam.

Event Horizon

:)This user is an optimist. :(This user is a pessimist. All this user is saying, is give WAR a chance! I would say I'm a cynic but I bet you just wouldn't believe me. Give me moderation or give me death! This user knows the first rule of firearm safety is to have fun! This user just created the above userbox. LeftThis user's favorite direction is left. This user's favorite direction is right.Right There are no statements of belief or opinion on this page. This editor is here as an encyclopedist. This User believes that one can sum up one's entire political, social, and Wikipedia policies beliefs with a creative userbox, such as this one. This user supports the Albanian Crown. This user vehemently opposes the Taliban takeover of Afghanistan, because of general backwardism of their movement. This user vehemently opposes state-sponsored Pan-Turkic ideology and Neo-Ottomanism in Azerbaijan. This user supports the reunification of Czechoslovakia This user doesn't trust in the Saudi government