User:Colonel pizza von pastry

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This user plays the bass guitar.

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This user is a high school student.

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This user is an advanced air guitarist.

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This user reads Calvin and Hobbes.

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This user reads Dilbert.

This user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP.

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Dieser Benutzer hat grundlegende Deutschkenntnisse.

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This user is a native speaker of the English language.

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This user is a native speaker of American English.

en-GB
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This user has an advanced understanding of British English.

music

c~~Rap~~

This user can't stand rap music.

This user enjoys punk rock.

This user enjoys
heavy metal music.

This user listens to industrial.

This user likes alternative rock.

This user knows that there is no dark side of the moon really — matter of fact it's all dark.

GD

This user is an American Idiot.

All in all, this user's just another brick in the wall.

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This user is the man in the box.

CREAM

This user likes white rooms with black curtains.

When this user dies, this user takes the stairway to heaven.

NIRVANA

The sun has gone
but this user has a light.

Dieser Benutzer ist ein Fan von Rammstein.

entertainment

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This user is a fan of Observational comedy.

SU

This user is a fan of Stand-up comedy.

ALL

This user is a fan of all kinds of comedy.

This user is a Marxist,
with a Groucho tendency.

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This user thinks that Jerry Seinfeld is the greatest comedian of all time.

fan-3

This user thinks that Dane Cook is the greatest comedian of all time.

This user is a proud contributor to Uncyclopedia.

communication

X	This user used Xfire with the username sparticus001.

Chat

This user has been chatting online with hot babes all day.

This user has a profile on MySpace.

Food

This user loves pancakes.

This user eats bananas.

This user really really likes a lot of red pepper.

This user eats cheese.

This user loves hamburgers.

This user loves to eat fries, or chips.

This user loves to eat pizza.

This user likes pie.

This user eats potato chips.

This user drinks tea.

This user drinks coffee.

This user drinks Coca-Cola

Coke

This user believes Pepsi is no match for Coke. Not even close.

~~Pepsi~~

Games

X

This user plays the Xbox.

CIV

This user loves to play Civilization.

SC4

This user's city is much better than Defacto's.

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About

I'm Col. von Pastry. It's not my real name, of course, but it works for my work here at Wikipedia. I haven't written too many articles yet, but I've edited quite a few.

Articles

Picture of the day

Wait for Me, Daddy is a photograph taken by Claude P. Dettloff of the British Columbia newspaper The Province. It depicts a column of Canadian Army soldiers of the British Columbia Regiment (Duke of Connaught's Own) marching in New Westminster on October 1, 1940. In the foreground, five-year-old Warren "Whitey" Bernard runs out of his mother's reach towards his father, Private Jack Bernard. The photograph received extensive exposure worldwide, and was used in Canadian war-bond drives.Photograph credit: Claude P. Dettloff; restored by Yann Forget

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