User:Chavoguero

My son is not a Communist! He may be a liar, a thief, a Communist . . . but he is not a porn star!"

- Grandpa Simpson

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Gob Bluth (holding Poof! magic magazine): "Have you seen the new Poof?"

Michael Bluth (quickly closing door): "His name is Gary, and we don't need another lawsuit."

- from Arrested Development

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You want a toe? Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon--with nail polish!

- Walter Sobchak (The Big Lebowski)