User:Can I Log In/Requests for de-adminship/Can I Log In
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FInal (5/0/1); ended 00:00, 2 April 2020 (UTC) - Convicted (non-admin closure) {{SUBST:replyto|Can I Log In}}
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Indictment
[edit]Can I Log In (talk · contribs) – I am hear to accuse Can I Log In for violation of wikipedia policies and guidelies, which is inappropriate usage of WP:IAR Article 2, Section 4 of the WWW Consittuion states that "An admin who is at risk for de-adminship shall be accued for violation of wikipedia policies and guidelines, or abuse of power." Per ignore all rules, we need to rally to remove CILI of his admin powers. {{SUBST:replyto|Can I Log In}}
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Questions for the Prosecutor(s)
[edit]Dear prosecutor, thank you for offering to serve Wikipedia. Please answer these questions to provide guidance for participants:
- 1. What is your main reason for accusing for you accusement?
- A: Inappropriate ussage of WP:IAR I am part of the Consitution Party of WIkipedia.
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- A: Inappropriate ussage of WP:IAR I am part of the Consitution Party of WIkipedia.
- 2. Do you have any proof to support your claim?
- A: Yes! This is a violation of WP:IAR.
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- A: Yes! This is a violation of WP:IAR.
- 3. Do you understand that this may cause a long-term conflict between you the accuser and the accused?
- A: Yes! Risk of getting blocked? -666%.
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- A: Yes! Risk of getting blocked? -666%.
Defense
[edit]@Can I Log In: I strive to assist wikipedia in the follwing.
- Counter-Vandalism
- COI, Semi, and Extended edit request
- Categorizing uncategorized pages
- Fixing bare URLs for citations
- Other random changes as neccessary.
And I need WP:IAR to assist me in doing so. I support ratifying the Constitution of WIkipedia. We shall be a democracy. {{SUBST:replyto|Can I Log In}}
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Questions for the Defender
[edit]Dear defender, please futher defend yourself from the claims from the prosecutor(s).
- 1. What do you say about the claims being made against you?
- A: Per WP:IAR, I get to do anything I want.
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- A: Per WP:IAR, I get to do anything I want.
- 2. 12 indictment !votes with minumum 16 !votes were needed within a 24 hour period for indictment. Do you understand and respect the criteria for de-adminship?
- A: Oh the constitution is already ratified? COOL!
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- A: Oh the constitution is already ratified? COOL!
- 3. In the future, how will you relationship with the prosecutor(s) be?
- A: I want him blocked per WP:IAR.
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- A: I want him blocked per WP:IAR.
You may ask optional questions below. There is a limit of two questions per editor. Multi-part questions disguised as one question, with the intention of evading the limit, are disallowed. Follow-up questions relevant to questions you have already asked are allowed.
Additional question for the prosecutor(s)
[edit]- ‹The template Fake citation needed is being considered for merging.› [citation needed] Upsidedown Keyboard (talk) 00:10, 1 April 2020 (UTC)
- A: The citation is above. I recuse question from crappy jurors.
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- A: The citation is above. I recuse question from crappy jurors.
Additional question for the defender
[edit]Additional question for both parties
[edit]Discussion
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Guilty
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- OH MY LORD! I hereby declare that Can I Log In is a convict of multiple WP:IAR violations. His sentence is fifteen years and 15 days in the county prison. - Judgeyjudge 01:00 1 April 2020
- Guilty, Guilty. The sentence of this court is that your adminship rights will be taken from here to the place from whence you came and there be kept in close confinement until the appointed date of execution, and upon that day that they be taken to the place of execution and there hanged by the neck until they are dead. And may God have mercy upon your adminship tools' soul. Amen. Take him down! --Mr. Christian guy 02:00 1 April 2020
- Guilty - a disgrace in the eyes of Jimbo. - ZLEA (talk) 16:30, 1 April 2020 (UTC)
- Guilty as accused! - Edgeworth (talk) (GoodCrossing (talk) 19:18, 1 April 2020 (UTC))
Not Guilty
[edit]Recuse
[edit]Cacus
[edit]- per WP:NOREASON Spectrum {{UV}} 2604:2000:8FC0:4:68BA:3B32:8613:8B6D (talk) 21:56, 1 April 2020 (UTC)
- There is nothing to discuss about your comment.
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