This user demands that every word in the article title should start with a Capital.
This user is desprite for a barnstar. He will return any favours (hint, hint). If you want some very good reasons, look here.
This user scored 212159 (You discover the cure for cancer, world peace and teleportation by making the right links through all of the edits that you have made. Unfortunately, this is original research, and you can't leave your computer to take the proper actions, so no one finds out about it.) on the Wikipediholic test(revision 288195617).
This user does not like socklessness. Yes, this does have a double meaning.