User:Cabayi/I am

Since I try to keep my Wiki identity separate from my IRL identity and will neither confirm nor deny any speculation, you'll have to take the word of others that I...

• "should seek counseling. His extended contributions/creation of articles on a brewery, mental hospital and orphanage are indicative of his unhappy, low achieving existence, which he is now venting on Wikipedia"
• "Probably you are not British born, or if you are, you grew up in struggling family of Indians, Pakistanis or Bangladeshis."
• am "a garbage called Cabayi"
• am "a n***a p***y" and I'm pretty sure he didn't mean I'm a black cat
• am "some emotionally unstable person"
• am "a fucking jerk"
• am a "RUDE A** B****!!!"
• am a "CUNT", "up [my] own ass", and a "fucking nazi"
• am "ready to find out what happens when you fuck with somebody that has more money than God."
• am an "arrogant adshole"
• am "an apparently cis person"
• am "a transphobic prick"
• am "mostly non-objectionable"
• am... not sure what he thinks I am, you'll have to read UTRS appeal #53688 for yourself, if you can.
• am a "cunt", a "fucking cocksucker", and a "slander sleaze king"
• am a "stupid freak"
• am "awesome"
• am "rude and unprofessional"
• am aware that "it is a shame to have people like [me] in the world, as rude and indecent"
• am "one of your gungho "I'm changing the world one new Wikipedia user at a time" moderators "Cayadi""
• am a "WikiGestapo", "an arrogant little bastard", one of his "economic and social inferiors", one of the "petits fonctionnaires", and an "insignificant little worm".
• am "scum", "have the simple minds of criminals", am an "American idiot", my "ancestors were mainly made of convicts and criminals extradited from Europe in order to murder the indigenous people and steal their land", and I'm "childish"
• am now the recipient of my very own death threat. I'm honoured. Really I am. I'd like to thank all the people who have made this possible.