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The Sparks Dilemma

Guy Sparks is currently in possession of two prized items both of immense value. One item is the sparkling gem-ring known to him as the Rollin' Ring of Ebony Stone. First discovered by him over three weeks ago at a pricey hotel, Guy Sparks has kept close watch over this prized item to make sure it is not stolen. The other treasure is widely called the Crowned Leya Coronet of Saju, a mystical coronet with a smooth flowing surface that was possibly crafted in India and which was discovered by Guy Sparks just yesterday in a convention of professional auctioneers. This new treasure was of such wealth to Guy Sparks that he immediately dubbed it the 'Bambi', in honor of his favorite Disney character.
Now we come to the dilemma, Guy Sparks cannot decide which it is that he wants to wear on the night of the Party of the Eternal 'X'. Wear both jewels is probably an impossible task as the intensity of light created by both together would just be so HOT that Guy Sparks would be instantly melted. His trusty circle of advisors are always ready to advise him on which jewel it is that he should wear.

The Rumored Adventures of Sparks

In Guy Sparks's earlier days, when he was young, fit, and masculine, he took on the challenge of defeating a monstrous beast known as the horrid Anti-People beast, called the AP monster by adventurers who were smart enough to flee from its unsatiable fury. The AP monster was know for its massively large head, which contained so much information on the art of combat that it knew what foolish challengers were going to do even before they did it. Because it also was a master of the "Medusa" style, the AP monster could petrify even the best fighters of the world with its powerful glare. From these petrified warriors the AP beast enjoyed sucking out the brain juices. Ancient myths told that the beast used the juices to grow bunches of brain-pearls in its rock-hard braincase. The pearls were said to contain such great knowledge that they could grant anyone the knowledge to do anything--even to get into the great adept-training institute known only as 'College'. Defeating the AP monster was a task that a thousand warriors have failed at, many of them had dropped out before they even encountered the foul beast, out of fear or weakness--or both. But Guy Sparks, being the bold, intelligent and determined son of a divine Dragon and a verocious Velociraptor, took on the challenge without even thinking twice.

In order to defeat the god-like beast, Guy Sparks sought to find the hundred-millennium old legendary combat master named Sensei Brown to seek her aid. He knew of her existence only because his father the dragon used to be the old master's butler. From ancient text, Guy Sparks learned that the master dwelled in another dimension called the Realm of Titration. Only thirteen 'Portmasters' in the world now knew how to reach this fantastical plane. Unfortunately, most of the Portmasters were vacationing in other dimensions like Germ-Many or Hon' Dew-Rus, places Guy Sparks did not know existed... Nonetheless, Guy Sparks set out in search of even the smallest clues that might lead him to find one of the Portmasters. After weeks of searching through the jungles of the Amazon, the deserts of the Sahara, the seas of the Mississippi Mediterraneanus, the blizzards of Greenishland, and the firestorms of California, Guy Sparks found on top of Mt. Everest a strange figure dressed in black robes. He was sitting cross-legged in the waste-white landscape playing chess with a giant hand reaching down from the clouds. Before Guy Sparks could reach the robed man sitting in the snow, the man flew up and landed before Guy Sparks. He seemed to know that Guy Sparks had come to seek the location of 'Sensei Brown, Master of the Elements'. This mysterious man dressed in black identified himself as the Dark Lord of Osk, one of the greatest of the thirteen Portmasters. Apparantly, he was taking a break from his job at CCF, the Crescent Clairvoyants of Fulfillment, to have some personal time in the Himalayas.

After Guy Sparks promised that he would let the Dark Lord work with him to take down the AP monster together, the Dark Lord took Guy Sparks to the Shaking Library of Aken to activate a portal to the Realm of Titration. There, they found Sensei Brown meditating above a tranquil pool of fiery magic acid. To pay for training Guy Sparks promised to give Sensei Brown a bushel of Brain-Pearls from the AP beast because she wished she could get away from the present Dimension to take a modeling class in the 0-State Universe-City. The young hero's training was hard and tenuous; Sensei Brown would make him go through 9 or 10 days of continuous training without eating and would embarrassingly scold him if he broke even the slightest of rules. Meanwhile, the Dark Lord stood on the sidelines and laughed at Guy Sparks for his grueling work. For this, Sensei Brown made the Dark Lord join in to also suffer the exacting training. Days flew by without notice and the pair steadily grew to fight as a team. Ten years past to give an October, Guy Sparks and the Darklord had become a duo of impregnable warriors. Sensei Brown decided to induct Guy Sparks to become a fourteenth Portmaster, nicknamed Scholar Tony the 'Mac'. The pair were finally attuned to take on the AP monster.

Searching for months through the underground caves of the South America, Guy Sparks and the Dark Lord finally found the AP monster's lair in May, under a small ancient library. The lair was full of colorful stone statues which were the remains of unfortunate adventurers who had been turned to stone and then decorated by the AP monster, who in its lack of a real challenge, had nothing better to do. One famous adventurer known as 'Fat M' had fallen to the creature and had been turned into a statue resembling shredded and fried potato (the AP monster promptly painted him red and yellow). Other dead statues resembled a giant caramel-chocolate candy bar and a metal peacock. The two warriors then went on to bury all the fallen warriors before pressing deeper into the beast's domain. Not one hundred meters down, the pair was stopped by 'The Trap', a murky dungeon full of Pawns of the AP monster. The Pawns were lead by the AP monster's three generals: 'Comb Master Chris', 'B the Bored Rat', and 'Aaron the Son of Pewter'. The Dark Lord and Guy Sparks quickly defeated them in separate chess matches and then continued on. In a large lyceum-like cavern, Guy Sparks and the Dark Lord confronted the AP monster in a test of knowledge and skill.

Faced by the two epic adventurers' superior combat techniques of logic and weapons of mass reason, the AP monster was beaten. It cowered in fear and backed into a useless corner in a show of its now pathetic existence. Then, Guy Sparks and the Dark Lord combined powers and shredded the AP monster to pieces by scoring 5 direct hits and rent its concrete-like braincase open, extracting many bushels of brilliant brain-pearls.

With the debt to Sensei Brown fulfilled, Guy Sparks and the Dark Lord bid each other farewell. The Dark Lord returned to his job at the Cresent Clairvoyants of Fulfillment Hue-On Division, predicting the future of many kids' knees, and Guy Sparks went on to find a job at the Far Southern Pointe Station, meditating each morning at 7 in order to hook up dials to elders with fading knees. Although the two positions are far apart, Guy Sparks and the Dark Lord still keep in contact by way of a mystical communication spell known as Elongated Messaging by Alocation of Illicit Language (E.M.A.I.L.).

The Intergalactic Meeting of Delegates

Guy Sparks was invited to a top secret meeting involving the most intelligent scientist in the universe. Those who were well versed in the art of medicine, creativity, and science made special appearances. This meeting was called into order by the most knowledgeable and superior mind at that time, Nedra The Starqueen. Nedra was a short, green, and wise old lady who was experienced and extrodonary in all fields of science. Nedra was best known for her work in Astronomy because she discovered and explored hundreds of new worlds. Nedra discovered the most known and intelligent civilizations of the universe; such civilizations like The Shake-ing Raiders of ER, The Beaching woods, The Stars of Solon, and many civilizations in the vast galaxy of Cleveland. Nedra was said to be the oldest living person from the world of Colossal Continental Forest (CCF). Although Nedra was old, short, green, and wise she was very skilled in the art of combat. Her weapon of choice was the lighting blade of Savor, a weapon that could only be used by Juddis(Juddis were an elite group of supper scientist that were mostly murdered by the AP Monster.) Thousands of foes was rumored to fall with the swipe of this bright sword.

Nedra assembled the great meeting of delegates because there was great forces endangering the many worlds of the universe. A series of black ditches were spotted all throughout the universe (black ditches are precursors to black holes). Nedra needed the help from all the best minds in the universe to prevent the destruction of life everywhere. After receiving the invitation, Guy Sparks jumped right in his green vord explorer and headed to the capital of CCF, where the meeting was held.

Upon arrival to the meeting ,Guy Sparks was surprised to see The Darklord and Asoka Soham, companions he meet in the civilizations of The Shake-ing Raiders of ER. Guy Sparks was also happy to see Ben the younger, a young and inexperienced adolescent boy form the civilization of The Beaching Woods. Ben was small but smart. He was often seen in his black PT (Photo-Teleporter) Cruiser trying to be cool. As Soon as the meeting started Nedra The StarQeen passed out lighting blades of Savor and deemed all the delegates at the meeting Neo- Juddis. Then Nedra and her associates informed all the Neo-Juddis of their new threat that endangered the universe. All the Neo-Juddis were broken into groups and given separate assignments. Each group was told to complete their task or the black ditches would surely become black holes.

Guy Sparks, The Darklord, and Asoka Soham were in the same group. Their task was to go to the frosty world of Wendy and fill the black ditches of that area. Ben the younger was too inexperienced to come on such a dangerous task so he had to stay back and do boring lab work. The three young and bold heroes jumped in green vord explorer and set out on their journey to the frosty world of Wendy. to be continued...