User:BordOWitz

"Susquemillenial Celebration: 1500 years of Creamy hate"

Hinky dinky Parlay Voo,
I think I shall eat my shoe!
Already I, who knew you knew
That soles of glue will chomp me too!

- BoredO'Witz, composed spontaneously at 3AM when I will to be up at 7...