User:Bob/Recon0 Page

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READ THIS FIRST

I mostly pretty much are on new page patrol. I also made the end userbox and the...um...oh yeah, the gruntmaster 6000 article. I'm surprised it didn't get deleted.
Oh, great news! My answer to the internet oracle got posted in a digest! It's right link here.

OK, THAT'S ABOUT IT.

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enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.	es-1Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel básico de español.	This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute.
…This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...	This user is male.	This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let them know.
This user lives in the U.S. State of New Jersey.	This user's AOL Instant Messenger screenname is Recon880.	@This user can be reached by email.
This user is not a Wikipedia administrator but would like to be one someday.	This user reserves the right to completely screw up his own edits.	This user has too much time on their hands.
... This user may get around to being a professional procrastinator. Someday. Maybe.	This user is farsighted.	This user is right-handed.
This user is opposed to online censorship.	This user is a member of Wikipedians against censorship.	This user enjoys reading anything.
This user doesn't want a snuffed torch in Survivor.	d'oh!This user thinks The Simpsons is simply... excellent.	This user's favourite colour is blue.
This user tracks his money on Where's George?	This user uses Google as a primary search engine.	This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.
This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.	This user contributes using Linux.	WinXPRegretfully, this user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP.
This user loves to eat pizza.	This user eats cheese.	This user drinks Coca-Cola
This user prefers using userboxes to fill up his user page instead of actually writing something useful.	This user's entire personality can be summed up in a few userboxes.	prog-2This user is an intermediate programmer.
ASThis user has Asperger syndrome.	teenThis user is a teenager.	This user's homeworld is mostly harmless.
This user contributes using Firefox.	ieThis contributor uses any browser other than Internet Explorer.	—This space is for rent.
DThis user reads Dilbert.	ENDThis user has no more userboxes.