User:Bmearns/About me

This is the page where you can find slightly more personal information about me. Like many on wikipedia, I feel such information as my political and social views, my religion, my tastes, and my hobbies may be relevant to other users particularly in helping to expose any accidental biases that may enter into my edits. However, like other wikipedians, I understand that some of this information can be considered offensive or distasteful to certain people, and so I keep it seperate from the much more relevant information (such as my skills and background) on my main user page.

P.S., please forgive missing images and poor formatting. Over time, various bots and deletions have mutilated this page.

Favorite Books

I've finally gotten over a lot of my adolescent laziness and started reading quite a bit in the past few years. Here are some of my favorites:

User boxes

There's a boat load. You can also see a handful of user boxes I've created in my own user space at /userboxes list. Feel free to use them, just remember to include the entire page name (including namespace) in the template call.

All my userboxes are subst'd incase they get deleted, and so this page isn't such an incredible drain on the server. If you have a long list of userboxes that you want to subst, you can try the real simple perl script found at User:Bmearns/userbox_conv.pl. No gauruntees.

Wikipedia is not censored for minors.

!@$#	This user thinks profanity is ok, and often uses it.

This user doesn't see anything wrong with the human form and doesn't view it as something unholy that needs to be hidden.

This user is drug-free.

This user is pro-cannabis, and opposes the prejudice and oppression suffered by cannabis users.

This user supports the legalization of all drugs for adults.

This user supports the use of green energy.

This user is an environmentalist.

This user is a pacifist but will fight for his or her beliefs to the death.

~~mankind~~

This user self-identifies as a misanthrope.

~~pol~~

This user doesn't like the concept of politics.

?	This user follows his/her own political ideals.

X	This user is neither a Republican nor a Democrat.

This user favors meritocracy.

This user is an anarchist.

This user is a green.

This user identifies as a Socialist.

This user identifies as a Democratic Socialist.

This user will oppose racism on Wikipedia - "By Any Means Necessary!"

X

This user does not believe in the existence of human races except as a social construct.

X

This user supports action to stop violence against women, particularly on December 6.

This user is a religious pluralist.

This user honestly just doesn't care anymore about what shape the Earth is. Let it go, man.

This user believes in the Noodly Appendage of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.

This user doesn't really worship the Invisible Pink Unicorn (bbhhh).

Genuine and Authentic Discordian Pope. So please treat him/her right.

This user believes you're standing on their grid

This user does not consider themselves Un-American just because they dislike or disagree with the current Administration.

This user does not begrudge illegal immigrants and supports their right to immigrate undocumentedly.

This user says, "Who you calling an 'illegal immigrant', Pilgrim?!"

This user supports sovereign independence for Hawai'i.

This user doesn't believe in the ownership of art

This user supports the open source movement

GREEN

This user wants to know which is red and which is green

RED

J.K.

This user wants to be a dharma bum

This user supports the inclusion of sex education in school systems.

This user supports gender equality.

This user is straight
but not narrow.

This user supports the Human Rights Campaign.

This user supports the legalization of same-sex marriage.

This user is interested in beauty.

This user enjoys electronics or is an electronics hobbyist.

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This user is interested in Strings.

This user's hero is Isaac Asimov.

This user is a fan of
Robert Anton Wilson.
Fnord!

This user has read 1984 and believes that Big Brother is watching him.

last
.fm

This user tracks what they listen to on Last.fm (username: bmearns).

Google

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

RCN

This user's internet service provider is RCN.

This user is crunching numbers using BOINC.

This user uses Gaim to chat on IRC and other networks.

This user contributes using The GIMP.

This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.

~~winXP~~

This user regretfully contributes using Microsoft Windows XP.

This user eats potatoes.

This user practically inhales jalapeños

This user loves to eat pineapples.

This user eats raspberries.

This user eats strawberries.

This user eats watermelon.

This user drinks wine.

This user drinks beer.

This user drinks cappuccino.

This user drinks coffee.

This user drinks green tea.

This user drinks tea.

S-0

This user does not drink carbonated beverages.

H₂O

This user drinks water regularly.

This user drinks hot chocolate.

This user is a chess player.

This user is attacking you with all three dice.

This user enjoys playing spit.

This user enjoys playing spoons.

This user enjoys playing UNO.

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This user is an advanced mathematician.

?met?

This user prefers metric units; however, growing up in the US, cannot relate to them.

\int 3x^{2}

| I | N | T | E | G | R | A | L | S |

My antiderivative

\sum

This user is greater than the sum of his or her userboxes.

her?

This user is a fan of Arrested Development.

This user supports Cliff Clavin becoming the patron saint of Wiki due to his vast knowledge on every subject imaginable.

Fr	This user is a fan of Friends.

MST3K

This user is a MSTie.

BUSTED

This user rejects your reality and substitutes his/her own!

Jam

This user thinks Jam is the best kind of love.

off

This user would choose their employees over a one night stand.

#270	~~Vandalized Wikipedia~~ Sorry.- Earl Hickey

AM	This reader is in a glass case of emotion.

ND	This user is pretty good with a bo staff.

OS	This user's got a case of the mondays.

Who

Who's on First, What's on Second, I Don't Know's on Third.

This user reads The Boston Metro.

This user enjoys jazz music.

This user enjoys psychedelic music.

This user enjoys folk music.

This user enjoys punk rock.

This user enjoys ska.

This user needs more cowbell.

This user plays ultimate

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