If you are one of the few who has found this page, I commend you, for it means you have done quite a bit of detective work.
I'd note this, and I'd note it well; I've recently rediscovered this page and I've noticed; most of what I have stated here is indeed very, very far from who I truly am. This is the raw result of me trying to fit in in real life... and as a result, I've ended up distorting my own face, my own identity.
OK. I might seem like a crazy vandal hunter, but:
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