User:Bloopityboop
| Bloopityboop | |
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Scientific classification 
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| Domain: | Eukaryota |
| Kingdom: | Animalia |
| Phylum: | Chordata |
| Class: | Mammalia |
| Order: | Primates |
| Suborder: | Haplorhini |
| Infraorder: | Simiiformes |
| Family: | Hominidae |
| Subfamily: | Homininae |
| Tribe: | Hominini |
| Genus: | Homo |
| Species: | |
| Subspecies: | H. s. sapiens
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| Trinomial name | |
| Homo sapiens sapiens Linnaeus, 1758
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The Bloopityboop is a male Homo sapiens sapiens.
Description
[edit]Tall, considering its original locality. Also very thin. Basically a noodle. Otherwise typical of any specimen of H. s. sapiens from its particular locality.
Distribution
[edit]It occurs in Canada, but has historically ranged through Northeast China. There are also unconfirmed reports of it in Australia, Cuba, Jamaica, Mexico, and the Hawaiian Archipelago.
Diet
[edit]A generalist. An indiscriminate eater that will consume anything that remotely resembles food. Fortunately does not actually eat that much.
Reproduction
[edit]No.
Conservation
[edit]Although it has no natural predators, Bloopitybloop is currently threatened by the lack of a lock on the bathroom door.