User:Bjohnston111

Hello there, fellow Wikipedians! Brandon Johnston, amateur President, amateur gastronomer, amateur historian, professional nothing!

Oh, and userbox enthusiast. Everything you need to know and more can be found below.

History

This user is interested in history.

This user is interested in
alternate history.

This user is interested in
Russian History

This user believes in the rightful rule of the first and only Emperor of the United States, Joshua Norton.

This user is interested in military aircraft and their history.

Politics

This user adheres to the
Austrian School of economics.

This user is a capitalist.

This user is opposed to communism in both theory and practice.

This user does not hug trees.

This user is very concerned about the bromance of
Vladimir & Donald

This user fervently opposes the reign of Donald J. Trump.

This user supports the independence of Abkhazia and South Ossetia.

This user supports the will of the Kurdish people for an independent Kurdish state.

This user ardently opposes all forms of RACISM.

This user realizes that the Electoral College was put into place for good reason by smart men, and therefore supports its continued use.

Food

This user prefers
New York pizza

This user prefers Coney Island hot dogs. Preferably with enough chili and onions to require a side-order of Pepto Bismol.

This user enjoys pho- phở from Vietnam.

This user knows that MREs owe his famed longevity to the fact that even bacteria will not touch the stuff.

This user loves to eat fries, or chips.

This user couldn't live without bagels, but NO CREAM CHEESE!

This user can not live without Potato dishes.

This user loves Kimchi to death.

This user loves bacon!

WDThis user enjoys their steak Well done.

This user loves crème brûlée.

This user loves flan.

Entertainment

cvg-3This user is an advanced gamer.

Camping: It's a legitimate strategy.

This user uses Steam for digital distribution.

+This user enjoys playing retro games.

J!This user phrases responses in the form of a question.

SEINThis user is obsessed with Seinfeld... not that there's anything wrong with that!

her?This user is a fan of Arrested Development.

#270Vandalized Wikipedia
This user loves My Name Is Earl

PULPThis user does not think Marsellus Wallace looks like a bitch.

This user needs two more kills to qualify for Double-0 status.

This user supports the
Galactic Empire.

STAR WARSThis user is a true Star Wars fan, and as one, considers the films to be a single work.

This user will be back.

Cars

This user is a gearhead.

This user loves old cars.

This user loves
Lamborghini.

LMThis user thinks that the U.S. Army should have used the Lamborghini Cheetah instead of the Humvee.

This user is a Mercedes-Benz car enthusiast.

This user loves the look of the Aston Martin DB9.

This user is a Audi enthusiast.

This user is a BMW enthusiast.

This user wishes they owned a Dodge Charger.

This user has an interest in Ford Mustangs.

This user would like to own a Rolls-Royce Phantom Drophead Coupé.

Other

This user prefers Windows computers and is frustrated by Macs.

C:\>_This user uses DOS, or knows how to use it.

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This user remembers Microsoft Windows 3.1x

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This user remembers
Microsoft Windows 9x

This user contributes using
Windows 10.

This user prefers Windows computers and is frustrated by Macs.

This user likes cats.

This user has been scratched several times by his pet cat.

math-0This user cannot contribute with any mathematical skills.