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Coconut whale
The Coconut Whale (Cocoes minima) is the smallest genus of whale with the largest measured to be only 260cm from head to fluke. It has been seen breaching the surface of the water near Trinidad and Tobago. There has been little research into this rare species however its only known favorite hobby is using echo location, similar to that of fruit bats, to locate trawlers and steal fishermen's Iphones to order to buy extremely small Christmas jumpers and petroleum jelly. It feeds by swimming backwards and beaching its self where it uses its heart shaped fluke to flip coconuts into its mouth. It has been documented that they are able to fire coconut shells out of their blowhole at over 86 mph which is faster than a cheetah and would kill instantly, it even if it hit its toe.
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