User:Bezo
Hello. I am Bezo. I contribute to articles involving (in alphabetical order): Angel, Beavis and Butthead, Discworld, Esurance, Harvey Birdman: Attourney At Law, Red Dwarf, South Park, WWE, and anything else I notice that needs spelling and grammar corrections.
Let's talk about my lanuage skills a bit.
[edit]I am a native speaker of English, specifically Canadian English.
Ich habe sehr gute Deutschkenntnisse.
Этот участник владеет русским языком на начальном уровне.
I have a near-native understanding of American English, as well as a near-native understanding of British English.
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Iyay ancay eakspay Igpay Atinlay.
I R g00d @ teh ZOMGlish!1one.
I fully understand the Cyrillic alphabet.
I fully understand the International Phonetic Alphabet.
I am able to contribute with a professional level of Bullshit.
I still maintain a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation, and capitalization.
I would like to be able to speak some more languages.
Regarding gender, I will use the vernacular, not what is politically correct.
I believe too many people have no idea how to use words they should have learned in grade two.
I understand the difference between its and it's, and so should you.
I am addicted to ellipses and have been known to use them indiscriminately.
I use Canadian English spelling.
Now, onto my lifestyle we go.
[edit]I remember using a rotary dial telephone.
I am a member of Generation X.
I am 30 years old.
I am male.
I am of Scottish, Cree, Japanese and Russian ancestry.
I am Child Free by Choice.
My homeworld is mostly harmless.
I pump my own gas.
I have too much time on my hands.
I am nocturnal.
My time zone is PST.
I am in university.
My favourite subject is German.
I suffer from Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder.
I suffer from Attention Deficit Disorder.
I suffer from Astigmatism.
I do not smoke.
I am left-handed.
I am skeptical of superstitions such as the Zodiac.
I am a Snake in the Chinese horoscope and Sagittarius in the other one.
I enjoy sex.
I am a heterosexual, no matter what editors may desire.
I support gender equality, but not feminism.
I am married.
I am monoamorous and expect my partner to be likewise.
Musically speaking, I am an advanced kazooist, an advanced organist, an advanced pianist, an advanced percussionist, a novice guitarist, an intermediate bass guitarist, and a professional singer.
I am interested in a great many things.
[edit]I love Love Hina.
I enjoy reading fiction.
I enjoy writing.
I enjoy reading humourous literature.
I enjoy the Discworld series.
I have read 1984 and know that Big Brother is watching you.
I believe 42 is the answer to life, the Universe, and everything.
I am a frood who really knows where my towel is.
I am a Slytherin.
I read Dilbert.
I enjoy reading comics.
I support the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants.
I am a deviant at http://theonlybezo.deviantart.com.
I am a Newgrounds contributor at http://bezo.newgrounds.com.
I rate my professors.
I maintain a LiveJournal, though not very well.
I use Google as my primary search engine.
I use Yahoo! Mail as my primary email service.
I use Adobe Photoshop CS.
I use Azureus.
I prefer Firefox to other web browsers.
I use Mac OSX.
I use a desktop and a laptop.
I only use Macintosh computers.
I believe the best use of a PC is as a doorstop.
I have a wireless internet connection.
I am a carnivore.
I am on a diet.
I eat chicken.
I do not partake of alcoholic beverages.
I drink tea.
I prefer Coke to Pepsi and Cocacola Zero above all.
I drink water regularly.
I am a chess player, though not a very good one.
I am addicted to computer and video games.
I am a recovering addict of World of Warcraft and Dark Age of Camelot.
I prefer the PS2 over the GameCube and Xbox.
I prefer the Wii over the Xbox 360 and PS3.
I know where in the world Carmen Sandiego is.
I play the Grand Theft Auto series.
I enjoy Katamari Damacy in spite of the King Of All Cosmos.
I am a Tekken master.
I enjoy 24 and wish Jack Bauer was real.
I am a fan of Monty Python.
I am a MSTie.
I enjoy the show Mythbusters.
I am a fan of Family Guy, though disagree that it's the best animated show ever.
I am a fan of Futurama.
I am a fan of The Simpsons.
I am a fan of The Critic.
I watch Dilbert, the Animated Series.
I am a huge fan of Harvey Birdman: Attourney At Law.
I demand you respect my authoritaw.
I am an evil Decepticon.
I am a fan of HomeStar Runner, especially Strong Bad.
I am a fan of Red Dwarf.
I think Stephen Colbert is the funniest man on television today.
I watch The Daily Show, the most trusted name in fake news.
I have a case of the mondays.
I derka derka derka.
I am a dark lord of the Sith.
I am a music composer.
I play bass guitar, guitar, drums, piano, kazoo, voice and the organ.
I enjoy classical music, jazz, rock, metal, electronic, country, Ska, and Celtic music.
I have an iPod.
I enjoy cooking.
I enjoy photography.
I enjoy singing.
I am a certified scuba diver.
I am a swimmer.
I am an INFJ.
I would like to own one or more dogs.
I believe profanity does not exist, and that such words are the same as any other words and should be treated as such.
I don't see anything wrong with the human form and don't view it as something unholy that needs to be hidden.
I am drug-free.
I am a moral realist and believe that there are right and wrong actions.
I do not believe in shades of grey.
I am a self-identified misanthrope.
I am strictly apolitical.
I am for racial equality.
I am angry.
I am evil and frequently say "Mwahahahahaha!"
I am a jokester or comedian.
I am a monarch, or a megalomaniac.
I am a deluded egomaniac.
I am a geek.
I hate everyone and anything on this stupid planet, so be careful.
I accept that ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.
I know that the chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
My HEAD A SPLODE.
I want to fight overpopulation by killing lots of people.
I have nothing more to add.