Hi. My name is Rachel (though Beepity is admittedly the snazzier name). I would very much like to say that I am new to Wikipedia, but this account has been in existence for months now. I just forgot my login details ("Wasn't beepity beep the password?").
I have never edited a page (except for the occasional vandalism of unnamed selective high school pages), and it remains unlikely that I ever will. Oh, but I am a grammar stickler and will smugly revert any misuse of the words you're, your, their, they're, too, to or two. :)
This user exists. This is not claiming that this user is not a bot, sockpuppet, blocked user, or inactive user, it is just stating that this user EXISTS. He/She/It/They would like to point out that the reader must exist as well.