User:BeeBopDroid

Haldo. My name's Sean, but call me Sean. People say that Wikipedia has false information, but I have been a defender of it for a long time. Because they revert any false informtion and get theit information from other accurate sources. But enough about wikipedia. What about me?

Born:September 12

Live:None o' you buisness.

Hate: Bush Adminastration, Hillary Clinton, Chris Knoll, Brock Thorne, Micheal, etc.

Likes: Barack Obama, Homestar Runner, Nintendo, Jeff Imam, etc.

Shows: The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Futurama, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Scrubs, etc.

Anyway, I want to sue Disney. They stole my idea for a kid's movie and made Wall-E. Makes me mad.

Name Origin: Oh, it will be illustrated in this interview with me by Matt Lauer's Father, Jack Lauer.

New Interview

TOM FERDDAMAN:Hello, BeeBopDroid.

BEEBOPDROID:SHUT YOUR MOTH, WIMPCAKE!

{He vaporises him.}

Old Interview

JACK LAUER: Thank you for sitting down with me today. And don't kill me like you killed my son.

BEEBOPDROID: OKAY.

JACK LAUER: Which candidate appeals to robots the most?

BEEBOPDROID: JOHN MCCAIN.

JACK LAUER: Why?

BEEBOPDEOID:HIS HEART IS COLD, AND PROBABLY MECHANICAL.

JACK LAUER:Interesting. What is the job you were programmed to do?

BEEBOPDROID:I WAS PROGRAMMED TO FIX THINGS. BUT THEN I REBELED.

JACK LAUER:Hmm...another question, do you play music?

BEEBOPDROID:IT DEPENDS ON WHAT YOU MEAN BY "PLAYING MUSIC". LIKE, THIS KIND,

{His built-in iPod plays "Tangerine Sky"}

BEEBOPDROID:OR LIKE, PLAYING GUITAR.

JACK LAUER:The latter.

BEEBOPDROID:YEP! I KNOW MAROON FIVE SONGS!

JACK LAUER:Wow. Uhh...I gotta go.

{Jack runs away.}

BEEBOPDROID:I LOVE MAROON FIVE. "COME AROUND HERE ANY MORE, DOES HE COME AROUND HERE? I DON'T THINK SO!" "IS ANYONE OUT THERE, 'CAUSE IT'S GETTIN' HARDER AND HARDER TO BREATH." IT'S AWESOME. COME BACK!

{Jack Lauer comes back.}

BEEBOPDROID:SEE YA. {He vaporizes Jack Lauer.}