User:Bedford/Intro
C. Bedford Crenshaw | |
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 AKA: Bedford the Great, King Bedford I, General Bedford | |
| Born | March 1, 1972 |
| Occupation | Certified Genius/General Nuisance |
He is a penguin. Born in the highlands of Louisville four decades ago. He is alone; there are no others like him. Always good, never evil. For decades he has battled the forces of stupidity, with reading his only refuge. He cannot die, unless you take his penguins, and with it his power. In the end there can be only one. He is Bedford, the Falklander.
Featured portals: Portal:Louisville, Portal:Kentucky, Portal:Indianapolis
Good articles: Basil W. Duke, Big Four Bridge, Thomas Hines, Indiana in the American Civil War, History of slavery in Indiana, Music of the American Civil War, Indianapolis in the American Civil War, Eisenhower National Historic Site, Old Jeffersonville Historic District, Clark State Forest, George Rogers Clark National Historical Park, Australia and the American Civil War, Kentucky Railway Museum, Fort Scott National Historic Site, Vic Aldridge, and My Old Kentucky Home State Park.
"When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him." (Thoughts on Various Subjects, Moral and Diverting) -- Jonathan Swift