User:Batchelor

!This user is a userbox kleptomaniac.

I'm a bit of a fan of userboxes, so thats all thats on my page (and links)

Sunday, 10 November 2024

The little things that make life pleasant (or unpleasant)

enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.

en-GBThis user is a native speaker of British English.

sar-NThis user is a native speaker of sarcasm. Isn't that just great?

ubx-nThis user communicates exclusively via userboxes.

BSThis user can speak Bullshit.

dlphEeek ack sque'ek ook kkkk'k squeek.

de-3Dieser Benutzer hat sehr gute Deutschkenntnisse.

es-3Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel avanzado de español.

la-1Hic usor simplici latinitate contribuere potest.

fgn-0This user doesn't speak any dialect of foreign, and will talk to foreigners in English believing they will understand if one is just loud enough.

Sites which I think deserve some merit and should be on here - please feel free to add your own, but sensible ones which you wouldn't be ashamed to show your mother!

1. The Gilbert and Sullivan Archive
2. Pythonline - the one and only "I'm not the messiah!"
3. Google news - For all your news needs in the blink of an eye
4. The Brick Testament
5. Zug - Humourous take on life
6. Answers to your burning and plain wierd questions
7. For the best equipment money can buy
8. For the really odd people out there... The defective Yeti
9. Neighbours, the one soap that every ill/skiving teenager watches
10. Just a Minute transcripts
11. Knotting for beginners
12. The end of the world as it could happen!
13. Amazon - cheapest stuff online
14. The official google blog
15. Who Should I Cheer For?
16. The online, real treasure hunt!

Education This user is a university student. This user attends or attended at the University of Glasgow This user is an undergraduate student majoring in Microbiology. This user enjoys the subject of astronomy. This user's favorite subject is Music. IQ This user's Intelligence Quotient is 148.	Health This user is not and has never been Napoleon. This user is highly... um... What's that word again? This user is right-handed. This user has brown eyes. This user's blood group is A Rh POSITIVE This user is a blood donor. This user has a pulse.	Life NameThis user's name is Charlie Batchelor. 20+This user is a vicenarian. This user is a child at heart. They might have grown older, but they'll never grow up. This user is proud to be English. This user is of Scottish ancestry. sibs-0This user is an only child on their mother's side. bro This user has a younger brother.
Personality ENTJ This user's MBTI type is ENTJ. This user is a jokester or comedian.	Time Today is 10 November 2024 This user loves deadlines. They love the whooshing sound they make as they go by. GMT ?This user's time zone depends on whenever they decide to get up today.	Zodiac This user is skeptical of the Zodiac. This user is a Capricornian. 龍This user was born in the year of the Dragon.
Beliefs This user is a carnivore. This user does not like socklessness. Don't worry, Pluto, I'm not a planet either.	Political Parties This user believes it is every citizen's duty to vote. This user loves her Queen BorisI say chaps...wouldn't it be super if jolly old Bozza led the Tories?	Religion This user puts themselves down as C of E on forms but doesn't go to church regularly This user understands biological evolution.
Sexuality This user is heterosexual. This user has a boyfriend.	Automotive This user owns, or used to own, a Ford Focus. This user loves Audi. Driver's licenseThis user has a driver's license. This user considers traffic lights advisory, not compulsory.	Books This user enjoys reading anything. This user enjoys reading humorous literature. Big Brother is watching this user. This user is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is.
Colours This user's favourite colour is blue.	Computing Web This user has a website. This user runs macOS. This user contributes using a Macintosh computer.	Food This user loves to eat pineapples. This user eats sushi. This user loves to eat pizza. C2H5OH-3This user utilizes alcohol at an advanced level.
Games This user passed GO! (…so where is my $200?) This user plays games on the Wii console. This user is an avid sudoku player. This user plays Guitar Hero on expert.	Interests This user is interested in astronomy. This user is an AFOL. This user wishes to fly and hopes to become an aircraft pilot. This user prefers cold weather. This user enjoys electronics or is an electronics hobbyist.	Maths $\textstyle {\frac {\partial }{\partial x}}\,\;$ This user only partially understands mathematics. This user prefers the metric system. ax2+bx+c=0This user likes algebra.
Media M.D.This user watches House. This user is a fan of Blackadder. DADon't panic! This user is a fan of Dad's Army. Ted This user has visited Craggy Island. FLThis user only likes A Bit of Fry & Laurie. HIGNFYThis user would vote for the Rt. Hon. Tub of Lard MP ? This user doesn't know Whose Line It Is. This user is a knight who says NI!	Music saxThis user plays the saxophone and can use circular breathing on it. sax-4This user is a professional saxophonist. perc-3This user is an advanced percussionist. trpt-2This user is an intermediate trumpet player. This user enjoys jazz music. This user had an iPod before you even knew what one was. This user is an alto. EJThis user has electric boots and a mohair suit.	Pets This user is owned by one or more cats. This user would like to own one or more dogs. This user thinks sheep are cute. This user has tested the buttered cat paradox.†WP:UA
Sports This user is an orienteer, and very seldom gets lost. This user enjoys llama trekking. This user is a swimmer. This user plays baseball. This user loves to bowl, but would love to get more strikes.	Wikipedia This user has been on Wikipedia for 18 years, 7 months and 15 days. It's really pretty simple: - mind NPOV - - don't be a dick - - ignore all rules - This user spends far too much time editing their user page. This user is a participant in WikiProject Microbiology.	Userboxes UBXThis user hopes you read each and every one of their userboxes! or else... ubx-5This user uses entirely too many userboxes. This user provides information using userboxes because he or she is bored. This user has read the essay on userbox personalities and might be a Centrist.
Humour ... This user may get around to being a professional procrastinator. Someday. Maybe. This user remembers using a rotary dial telephone. 6 C 12.011This user is made out of Carbon. SARCThis user believes sarcasm is the highest form of wit. This user is a smartass; known for frequently making bad jokes, smartalec comments and having bad pickup lines and is proud of it!	Seasonal This user would like to wish you a happy Burns Day. This user wishes everyone here a very merry Christmas and a happy and prosperous New Year for 2025. This user puts up a real Christmas tree, not an artificial one.

Picture of the day

European spruce bark beetle

Photograph credit: Ivar Leidus

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