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Balgruf is an 18 year old person in Massachusetts. He goes to school every day, works every day after school, as well as the weekends. He also comes from a somewhat troubled background, and likes all things electronics. He was born 6, September, 1999, and has not yet died, as far as this editor knows. He also likes videogames, bowling, walking, and biking in his leisure time. Goes to Blackstone Millville RHS

- I think we need to shut down!

- Shut down? We've never shut down. 

Shut down honey production! 

Stop making honey! 

Turn your key, sir! 

What do we do now? 

Oannonball! 

We're shutting honey production! 

Mission abort. 

Aborting pollination and nectar detail.

Returning to base. 

Adam, you wouldn't believe

how much honey was out there. 

Oh, yeah? 

What's going on? Where is everybody? 

- Are they out celebrating?

- They're home. 

They don't know what to do.

Laying out, sleeping in. 

I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way

to San Antonio with a cricket. 

At least we got our honey back. 

Sometimes I think, so what if humans

liked our honey? Who wouldn't? 

It's the greatest thing in the world!

I was excited to be part of making it. 

This was my new desk. This was my

new job. I wanted to do it really well. 

And now... 

Now I can't. 

I don't understand

why they're not happy. 

I thought their lives would be better! 

They're doing nothing. It's amazing.

Honey really changes people. 

You don't have any idea

what's going on, do you? 

- What did you want to show me?

- This. 

What happened here? 

That is not the half of it. 

Oh, no. Oh, my. 

They're all wilting. 

Doesn't look very good, does it? 

No. 

And whose fault do you think that is? 

You know, I'm gonna guess bees. 

Bees? 

Specifically, me. 

I didn't think bees not needing to make

honey would affect all these things. 

It's notjust flowers.

Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees. 

That's our whole SAT test right there. 

Take away produce, that affects

the entire animal kingdom. 

And then, of course... 

The human species? 

So if there's no more pollination, 

it could all just go south here,

couldn't it? 

I know this is also partly my fault. 

How about a suicide pact? 

How do we do it? 

- I'll sting you, you step on me.

- Thatjust kills you twice. 

Right, right. 

Listen, Barry...

sorry, but I gotta get going. 

I had to open my mouth and talk. 

Vanessa? 

Vanessa? Why are you leaving?

Where are you going? 

To the final Tournament of Roses parade

in Pasadena. 

They've moved it to this weekend

because all the flowers are dying. 

It's the last chance

I'll ever have to see it. 

Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry.

I never meant it to turn out like this. 

I know. Me neither. 

Tournament of Roses.

Roses can't do sports. 

Wait a minute. Roses. Roses? 

Roses! 

Vanessa! 

Roses?! 

Barry? 

- Roses are flowers!

- Yes, they are. 

Flowers, bees, pollen! 

I know.

That's why this is the last parade. 

Maybe not.

Oould you ask him to slow down? 

Oould you slow down? 

Barry! 

OK, I made a huge mistake.

This is a total disaster, all my fault. 

Yes, it kind of is. 

I've ruined the planet.

I wanted to help you 

with the flower shop.

I've made it worse. 

Actually, it's completely closed down. 

I thought maybe you were remodeling. 

But I have another idea, and it's

greater than my previous ideas combined. 

I don't want to hear it! 

All right, they have the roses,

the roses have the pollen. 

I know every bee, plant

and flower bud in this park. 

All we gotta do is get what they've got

back here with what we've got. 

- Bees.

- Park. 

- Pollen!

- Flowers. 

- Repollination!

- Across the nation! 

Tournament of Roses,

Pasadena, Oalifornia. 

They've got nothing

but flowers, floats and cotton candy. 

Security will be tight. 

I have an idea. 

Vanessa Bloome, FTD. 

Official floral business. It's real. 

Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch. 

Thank you. It was a gift.