User:AveryTrashmouth

Avery Trashmouth
Avery Trashmouth
Baptized	Multiple times in one day
Died	Not yet
Body discovered	2003
Style	Silly
Television	32" flat screen (jealous?)
Height	2' (if you stand really far away)
Opponent	The haters
Website	www.gungle.org

This user is non-binary.

he
they

This user's pronouns are
he/him and they/them.

This user identifies as gay.

This user is a cub. Grr!

Hello! I'm Avery, a silly raccoon person that lives inside your computer! I technically live inside the CPU cache, which is volatile; so please don't turn off your computer! I'm the inventor of the Nautical Mile system of measurement, which some fans have called "wildly incorrect" and a "waste of time". I'm also a big Unix nerd.

Skills

Can speak over 200 languages incorrectly
Know the capital city of every Ontario in Canada
Can be the middle of a stack of 3 people under a trench coat
Can sing the quadratic formula to the tune of Pop Goes the Weasel
Almost sentient

Fun Facts About Me

Currently on a seafood diet, I eat sea then food it I.
The only thing of value in my wallet is a ticket to the opening night of the 2019 film Cats. Please do not rob me.
Contrary to popular belief I am not and never have been Ukrainian.
I do all my own stunts

Other Userboxes

This user is a furry.

This user is on Fur Affinity.

This user's favorite number is 0 (Zero)

This user enjoys something, but will not tell you.

This user plays Internet Go.

DF

This dwarf has striked the Earth in Dwarf Fortress.

This user believes that capitalism is an inherently unjust system, and that humans can do better.

This user's Canada includes Québec.

CBC

This user is a CBC Radio fanatic.

This user loves abandoned buildings and ghost towns.

This user takes photographs with Nikon equipment

This user knows what a darkroom is and has processed photographs inside one.

This person uses a Nikon F camera.

This user is against DRM.

D&D

This user knows that Dwarves are better than Elves, any day, anywhere.

This user enjoys Star Trek.

This user wants to believe,
but verifiability is policy.

This user works on a Help desk.

This user supports diversity and inclusion in STEM fields.

This user supports the de-criminalisation of illegal downloading.

This user is Wikipedia Addicted