User:Articulategoat

Articulategoat (born Chèvre articulé) is an 18-year-old from California who, after years of lurking and minor editing, created a Wikpedia account with the intent of making minor corrections in facts and conventions. He is accustomed to the grueling, uncompensated work of editing copy for a school newspaper, and figured that his talents would be of use here. Like many other filthy Gen-Zers, he suffers from some kind of sub-clinical narcissism, resulting in a tendency to refer to himself in the third person. Please donate to keep him fed.

Miscellaneous

ANAL 5This user is incredibly stringent with professional grammar.

This user is a fan of
The Beatles.

The SmithsHeaven knows this user is miserable now

SAThis user doesn't do sadness, not even a little bit.

This user wears glasses.

2This user ranks a 2 on the Kinsey scale.

This user is a male feminist.

This user stands in solidarity with those affected by HIV/AIDS.

This user likes goats.

This user is owned by two rather possessive dogs.

This user is interested in the
History of France

Positions on various grammatical debates

Thou/YeThis user wants to resurrect the T–V distinction in English.

theyThis user frequently uses singular they as it is a handy gender-neutral pronoun.

snkdThis user says sneaked.

whomThis user insists upon using whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever they see.

less & fewerThis user understands the difference between less & fewer.

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This user supports the use of the
Oxford comma.

’sThis user realises that plural nouns should not have an apostrophe while possessive words should!

you oneThis user knows that one should not use "you" in encyclopedia articles or other formal works.

Language proficiency

fr-3Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau avancé de français.

enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.