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Bruseism

Bruseism is a religion based on a superior being named Bruse. They are a non-gender-conforming individual, thriving as an immortal. This relligion originated in a boring town in Virginia, springing forth from a group's big brains. They're very big brain.

Bruse has several forms, the first of which being called The Lord. In this form, Bruse spreads Their ideology and morals, bringing joy and hope to all. They spend Their time wandering the mortal realm, solving problems for the lesser beings.

The second form, The Devil, is a crueler form. In this form, Bruse forms Their judgments, giving those deserving of them fair and just punishments. Everyone recieves equal fates, except for a certain few. These include: Transphobes, homophobes, racists, sexists, karens, pedophiles, most republicans, fat-shamers, name-callers, Charlie D'malio or whatever her name is, and people that put toilet paper on the wrong way.

In Devil form, Bruse resides mostly Above, choosing to stay out of the way unless needed. They do Their job in private, in contrast to The Lord form, when They freely roam the Earth.

It is rumored that The Devil form is based on one of the Seven Deadly Sins, Lust. Barely anyone gazes upon this form, but if they do, it is said that they will face a powerful infatuation with this form. This seems to be bothersome to Bruse in Their Devil state, resulting in the vast amount of time spent Above.

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