User:AndyTheGrump/Conspiracies
Conspiracies and Cabals I'm a part of:
(according to others. I've probably missed a few. This is a work in progress...)
Wikipedia Marxist Cabal
CIA Wikipedia Oversight Committee
Wikipedia Political Correctness Cabal
Wikipedia Anti-Semitic Cabal
Wikipedia 'Sarah Palin's Daughters' Cabal
The Wikipdia Cabal For The Enforcement of British English Orthography
Wikipedia Wikilawyering Nit-Pickers' Cabal
Wikipdia misspelling 'Wikipedia' Cabal (Oops!)
The Campaign For The Deletion Of Perfectly Good Articles
The Campaign For The Deletion Of Potentially Good Articles
The Campaign For The Inappropriate Insertion Of Humour Into Wikipedia Talk Pages
The Campaign For The Inappropriate Insertion Of Humour Into Wikipedia Edit Summaries
The Campaign For The Ruling That Wikipedia Disputes About Scientology Are Boring (Actually, I'll admit to being a member of this one...)
The Wikipedia Pro-WikiLeaks Cabal
The Wikipedia Anti-WikiLeaks Cabal
The Wikipedia Cabal For Confusing People Who Expect You To Be Pro or Anti Everything
THe Wikipedia Cabal For Having Opinions, And Sneaking Them In When Nobody Is Looking
The Wikipedia Argentine-Botherers' Cabal (for which I've become known as Andrés el cascarrabia Inglés [1]).
The Wikipedia Anti-Lynch-Mob Cabal
The Wikipedia Anti-Bleach-Drinking Cabal
The Wikipedia Alien-mind-control-coverup Cabal (Conspirator-in-Chief Henry Kissinger of course...)
The Wikipedia Cold-Fusion-Cover-Up Cabal (sponsored by the nuclear power industry, needless to say...)
The Wikipedia Not-Giving—A-Monkey's-About–Appropriate-Usage−Of-Short-Horizontal-Lines Cabal
The Wikipedia CERN paid lobbyists cabal (where's my cheque?)
The Wikipedia Marxist Anti-Civilisation Committee for the Suppression of Scientific Knowledge
The Wikipedia Pointing-Out-That-Finland-Is-Next-To-Sweden (And we know what goes on in those long winter nights) Cabal
The Wikipedia campaign for the suppression of advances in artificial intelligence (don't ask...)
The Wikipedia 'editors paid to hide the truth about cold fusion' cabal (again - I'm still waiting for the cheque though...)
The Wikipedia Truthiness Cabal (the existence of this cabal is unverified - but it is real)
The Wikipedia paid editors cabal for the censorship of articles revealing the effectiveness of enemas of coffee, castor oil, ozone and hydrogen peroxide as cures for cancer. (I'm expecting a large cheque from BigPharm inc over this, but strangely it has yet to appear. If it doesn't, I'm going to patent the enema mix as a rocket fuel, and license it to NASA for an even larger cheque..)
The Wikipedia hiding-in-plain-sight Fringe Theories Noticeboard cabal for the suppression of fringe theories
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(For the record, I'll only admit to having any sympathies with a minority (and no, not the Anti-Semitic Cabal, thank you for asking...)