User:Andrew Ellard

Alright fans.

I am Andrew Ellard and am tremendously fond of Red Dwarf if I am to be honest with you. Red Dwarf is a very clever comedy, and because of this many people tell me that since I can comprehend Red Dwarf, I must surely be a very clever person. Oh well then, I guess you must be right! *blushes*

Not all of my closest friends understand my love for the programme, but they accept me for it all the same. Consider me a "loveable, misunderstood outcast". I am beyond what most people understand to be outside of society. I struggle. Some of my friends have told me that Red Dwarf seethes through my veins and turns me, at times, "from bulk to hulk". This is probably true!

Anyway, expect most of my Wikipedia contributions to be ones of correcting nonsense on the Red Dwarf page. Countering people who insist a "series" is a "season" for example (the latter is an Americanism - not appropriate for a UK article thankyou). Or people just getting some fundamental fact wrong. A quotation needs to be correct to the very word, not approximate! Somebody has to do this kind of work and it ain't no laughing matter as Arnold Rimmer once said, even if Red Dwarf is a comedy, which it is! The best comedy around!

Finally I would like to say hello and thank you to all my fans. I know you are on my side.

27/10/2009 - what's with all the emails lately telling me what you think of fat people? Fuck off! I'll eat as much as I like, idiot!