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Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.
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This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...
This user's name is not George Dinkel. Or John Harris, for that matter. And, now that you mention it, this user's name isn't Gene Baker either.
This user exists. This is not claiming that this user is not a bot, sockpuppet, blocked user, or inactive user, it is just stating that this user EXISTS. He/She/It/They would like to point out that the reader must exist as well.
Um, hi. This page belongs to Amzi, who is a ten-foot-tall killer penguin, living in Inner Mongolia. Amzi knows very little in the way of Wikipedia coding stuff, but it wants to learn more. It is also very uncomfortable referring to itself in the third person, and longs to start using 'she' instead of 'it', but it would ruin her its cunning disguise.
Damn.
Oh, and thanks to Jammy for unwittingly letting me borrow some of his Userboxes :P