User:Alyaxly

2023

Hey, I only created a Wikipedia account to work on a article that no one will read so that my IP address won't be leaked to a bunch of 5 year-olds and that I won't be kidnapped by a 65-year old man looking to sell something for 15 big macs.

2024

Hey, I not only created a Wikipedia account to work on a article that no one will read so that my IP address won't be leaked to a bunch of 5 year-olds and that I won't be kidnapped by a 65-year old man looking to sell something for 15 big macs, but because I like writing and editing things and it's much better to have a Wikipedia account to read instead of reading without an account because with an account you can change back to the original interface (and even better Mono) instead of the newer modern one, which I have nothing to contradict against but more that I like the old one better.

2025

Hey, I not only created a Wikipedia account to work on a article that no one will read so that my IP address won't be leaked to a bunch of 5 year-olds and that I won't be kidnapped by a 65-year old man looking to sell something for 15 big macs, and not just because I like writing and editing things and it's much better to have a Wikipedia account to read instead of reading without an account because with an account you can change back to the original interface (and even better Mono) instead of the newer modern one, which I have nothing to contradict against but more that I like the old one better, but also because with a Wikipedia Account I can access a large quantity of quality articles written by the nourishing members here right on my brand-new phone in which I have received from my parents whilst avoiding the need to obtain a fixed data plan for my networking needs.