User:AlfredBumm

The Awesomeness of Alfred Bumm must be inflicted upon the pig-ignorant masses for the good of all life outside of Earth!!!

Let it be known, ye swine-like masses, that Alfred Bumm is da bizzle fa shizzle and da bomm diggity y'all!

Word to ya mudda!

A photorealistic representation of Alfred Bumm smokin' yo ass!!! - by artist unknown

Of course, it must also be seen that Alfred is but a humble wee man, a pacifist and a philanthropist, a carer for lost lambs and orphans. Alas!, alack!, his terrible temper - which is more often than not is set off by his acute allergy to a subspecies of fungus upon this planet , a subspecies I say known as "humans" gives him the right c**t!

Ergo - Alfred Bumm strikes! POW! SMASH! Pig-ignorance tolerated NOT!