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Alchemy Heels

Alchemy Heels I is an alias used by none other than the infamous 15 year old kid writing this right now (or a while ago, depending on how you feel about Einstein's theory that time is relative).

ME!

I am Michael Sheely, which, if you haven't guessed already is an anagram for Alchemy Heels I, which is pretty nice. Yo estoy en Estados Unidos y hablo dos lenguajes.

This user loathes, but is forced to observe, daylight saving time.

This user likes Pi(e).

sar

This user is obviously not sarcastic.

This user likes to sleep.

{\frac {a}{0}}

OH SHI–

This user knows how to
Find x.

Go slowly insane as you sit and stare...

Oh no: this user has way too many userboxes.

This user scored 117687937 on the Wikipediholic test (revision 398823452).

Wikimedia

Now that you've finished reading that saga about me, here's my Wikipedia history. I just finished creating my first article, all by myself. It isn't on Wikipedia, however, it's on Wikibooks (which is an open source learning project for teaching students) and about math. I know a lot of you will be disgusted at the mention of such a subject (math) and will close this window right now (so why am I still writing?) but I needed to create a page before I am considered an auto-confirmed user, even though the Wiki foundation was supposed to approve me days ago. This is the first page I ever created [[1]] so it's pretty sentimental for me.

Chess

If anyone wants to play a game of chess, edit this part of the page to show your move (r=rook n=knight b=bishop q=queen k=king p=pawn d=dark l=light)

	a	b	c	d	e	f	g	h
8									8
7									7
6									6
5									5
4									4
3									3
2									2
1									1
	a	b	c	d	e	f	g	h

Contact Information

I am reachable at mssheely1234567@gmail@yahoo.com Please do not spam me {yes I realize the irony of the fact that I am posting my email in such an obscure place that the only people that would want to contact me would probably simply do so to send me a virus. No worries, I've got a killer antivirus program that'll disarm any Trojan horses that might be thrown my way [hahahaha! I actually don't but now no one would even DARE send a virus because they think it would be pointless (except now they'll read that and decide they will send the virus, darn)]}

Auxiliary

Just in case those spammers need some more emails to spam, I also use these auxiliary email accounts:

mssheely1234567@yahoo.com
yacadoodelsarah@yahoo.com (that was my sister's name, and she created it for me, the nonsense part in front was my first word when I was a baby, don't ask me how it happened, because I don't know).

Mikey Fun Fact of the Decade

I became very happy in math class a few weeks ago after I realized:

In the following right triangle:

$a^{2}+b^{2}=c^{2}$

${\frac {a^{2}}{c^{2}}}$ + ${\frac {b^{2}}{c^{2}}}$ = ${\frac {c^{2}}{c^{2}}}$

$\sin \theta +\cos \theta =1$

Picture of the Century

Previous pictures of the cenutry are listed below:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Apophysis-100303-104.jpg