User:Akcarver

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This is who I am.

This user is a citizen of the United States of America.

This user lives
in the U.S. State of Washington.

This user has visited 33 of the 50 United States.

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This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

which & that

This user knows how to use which and that correctly.

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This user is a punctuation stickler.

A, B, and C

This user prefers the serial comma.

its & it's

This user understands the difference between its and it's. So should you.

its
it's

It's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.

’s

Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.

This user participates in
WikiProject Film.

LE-0

This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalization.

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This user is a native speaker of American English.

This user is Addicted to Wikipedia.

This user lives in Seattle.

This user is male.

This user is a Christian.

This user contributes using a Macintosh computer.

This user contributes using Classic Mac OS.

This user runs macOS.

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

AIM-Able

This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not seriously use it. Ever.

ALIEN

This user will never look at spaghetti the same way again.

This user opposes the installation of any kind of advertisements on Wikimedia Foundation operated sites.

YES

This user is a fan of the band Yes.

This editor is a WikiGnome.

This user advocates the use of more cowbell.

d'oh!

This user thinks The Simpsons is simply... excellent.

This user is a fan of Monty Python.

This user contributes using Safari.

This user eats at Taco Bell.

This user does not appreciate tobacco smoke.

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This user thinks Firefly is the greatest television series ever made.

This user loves to eat pizza.

This user buys and sells on eBay as akcarver.

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This user is a professional air guitarist.

This user drinks Pepsi.

This user is a participant in WikiProject Poker.

Hello. I am Alan Keith Carver, and I live in Federal Way, WA. I was born on (1962-08-07) August 7, 1962 (age 62). The current date and time is 23 November 2024 T 23:14 UTC. I work for the nation's largest satellite communications company. I am a complete and total fan of Apple computers and products, to the point that if you cut me, I bleed six colors.

The vast majority of my edits on Wikipedia are cleanups of redundant links/refs, poor spelling, extraneous spaces, etc.

I got married on March 17 2007 to Laurie, my very own Sweetie-pumpkin.

I was selected to appear on the 10th Anniversary edition of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire. My episode taped on August 5, 2009, with an air date of August 23, 2009. I originally appeared on this show back in October of 2000, but failed to get into the hotseat, even though I got all of the fastest finger questions correct. I didn't make the hotseat AGAIN, but was informed that I would be playing in the syndicated version of the show, hosted by Meredith Vieira, along with the other eight contestants who weren't able to make the hotseat.

My first show was taped on my birthday, August 7, 2009. This is also the birthday of Jimmy Wales, founder of Wikipedia. I was the second contestant of the day, and wasn't able to finish before I ran out of time for the day. The episode aired on September 11, 2009. I finished the show having just answered the $16,000 question. My second episode aired on September 14, 2009. In this ep, I answered the $25,000 and $50,000 questions correctly, but failed to answer the $100,000 question correctly, dropping down to $25,000.