User:A random game and watch fangirl
“hello
my name is Hatty
I have a ̶f̶e̶t̶i̶s̶h̶ liking or weird dudes who are only 1 px thicc so if you wanna hook up that would be great♥♥♥
nah wikipedia won't approve of that, this ain't a dating site”
~Hatty 2019
| Hatty the fucking slut Fucking Active | |
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| Name | Hatty |
| Born | Samantha 4/3/05 California, USA |
| Name in real life | Samuel |
| Gender | I like to call myself non binary so refer to me as "them" |
| Pronouns | them |
| Nationality | American |
| Country |  USA |
| Current location | I have le no idea |
| Languages | Japanese, English, Korean, Russian, Sarcasm |
| Time zone | california |
| Current time | Current UTC is 04:28 |
| Ethnicity | Despacito |
| Race | Hooman |
| Height | 5'12" |
| Weight | i don't know or care |
| Hair | Green (naturally white for some reason) |
| Eyes | Green |
| Handedness | Left |
| Blood type | O- |
| Sexuality | Geyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy |
| IQ | 2 |
| Personality type | Sadistic........not lol |
| Alignment | wot now |
| Family and friends | |
| Marital status | OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH NOW I GET IT (currently single, but in love.......with a fictional character) |
| Spouse | nobody |
| Girlfriend | noep |
| Boyfriend | IF ONLY I WAS WITH MR. GAME AND OH SHIT |
| Children | nope |
| Siblings | Reginald something |
| Parents | your mom |
| Pets | Catty (tabby cat) |
| Education and employment | |
| Occupation | Part time weeaboo |
| Employer | ffffffffffffffffff |
| Education | shit |
| Primary school | ducky school |
| Intermediate school | birb school |
| High school | chicken school |
| College | i live in a dumpster next to Goldilocks's apartment |
| University | (help me) |
| Classes | I am not a Wikipedia Campus Ambassador |
| Hobbies, interests, and beliefs | |
| Hobbies | fangirl on Mr. Game and Watch (even tho im a boi) |
| Religion | Creatorism |
| Politics | wot m8 |
| Aliases | Hatty |
| Movies | animovies (stop inventing words) |
| Shows | anime |
| Books | manga |
| Interests | |
i specialize in memeing | |
| A random game and watch fangirl subpages | |
wot now | |
| Account statistics | |
| Joined | 1/27/2019 |
| First edit | 1/27/2019n on this very page |
| Account creator | me |
| Signature | H a t t y t h e j e r k |
Please don't take me seriously, I just joined LOL But I promise not to do vandalizing, I'll probably just be commenting
Hey. I'm Hatty.
[edit]Hello and welcome to my awfully stupid wikipedia page. Please know there are swears in this page and if you are going to be le butthurt, go away.
Chili's
[edit]I like Chili's.
Wot M8
[edit]idk
I'm banning you
[edit]oh no
yeah thanks so much for existing
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