I've been editing Wikipedia for a few years as an anonymous user. I frequently watch the Recent Changes page, and tag articles for speedy deletion. I finally decided to get a user account so that I could use Twinkle.
I'm not perfect; I'm only more perfect. I've been known to whack myself with a trout when necessary. I am not open to other editors wielding fish at me on Wikipedia, but I will gladly face people in a trout-fight elsewhere.
(These are the hooks, not the articles.)
Appeared on 1 April 2010: