User:A Max J

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enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.

fr-3Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau avancé de français.

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IntS !This user understands leet, IM & texting slang, but won't use it. "411 ur LOL pwn ROFLMAO OMG b310ng 2" you, thanks.

nws-3This user newspeaks goodwise.

tok-2mi sona pi ike ala e toki pona.

BS-NThis user is a native speaker of Bullshit.

ubx-nThis user communicates exclusively via userboxes.

...This user would like to know all existing languages.

src-nThis user has never spoken sarcastically in their life. Ever.

BASIC-2This user is an intermediate BASIC programmer.

css-3This user is an advanced Cascading Style Sheets user.

HTML-3This user is an advanced HTML user.

{{Wiki}}This user is an expert writer in the MediaWiki language.

theyThis user considers singular they standard English usage.

amn'tThis user considers amn't a perfectly logical alternative to aren’t in the first person singular.

since

This user dislikes the use of since to mean because.

snukThis user says snuck.

to¦goThis user chooses to sometimes use split infinitives.

byThe passive voice may be used by this user.

…in.Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with.

man-
kindRegarding gender, this user prefers the vernacular, not what is politically correct.

to
too
twoThis user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

who(m)This user uses either who or whom in the object case.

you oneThis user knows that one should not use "you" in encyclopedia articles or other formal works.

Thou/YeThis user wants to resurrect the T–V distinction in English.

which
thatThis user typically uses "which" and "that" interchangeably.

if & whetherThis user knows how to use "if" and "whether" correctly.

less & fewerThis user understands the difference between less & fewer.

much & manyThis user understands the difference between much & many.

than
thenThis user understands the difference between using "than" and "then."

their
there
they'reThis user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!

your
you'reThis user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.

Majority ≠ right

This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake.

This user believes that fuck is the most versatile word in the English language.

“,;:’This user is a punctuation stickler.

. TheThis user does not put two spaces after a full stop.

,This user fixes comma-splices; they are annoying.

A, B, and
A and BThis user uses the serial comma unless its inclusion is confusing.

its
it'sIt's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.

’sThi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.

???
?!?
!!!This user terminates excessive use of exclamation points and question marks on sight. Grow up!

"…"!
US vs. UKThis user uses "logical quotation marks". Forcing internal punctuation leads to factual errors. It's not a nationalistic style issue!

;This user is addicted to semicolons; they use them frequently.

CAThis user uses
Canadian English spelling.

This user wants to own one or more cats.

This user firmly believes that this is a better world because of the presence of dogs.

This user is owned by one or more dogs.

This user prefers
jumping out of a plane
to landing in one.

This user's favourite colour is blue.

XDThis user is interested in comedy, and may enjoy writing or performing it.

This user is NOT known for taking themself too seriously.

=DThis user thinks Star Wars is the cause of World War 1.

Iи Sоviэт Яцssiд, Цsэяьож дdd УОЦ!!

Actually, the Internet is serious business.

${\frac {a}{0}}$OH SHI–

BThis user is a fan of black or dark comedy.

IThis user is a fan of Improvisational comedy.

OThis user is a fan of Observational comedy.

SUThis user is a fan of Stand-up comedy.

SThis user is a fan of surreal comedy.

TThis user is a fan of topical comedy and satire.

БОРАТThis user is a fan of Borat.

This user is against DRM.

Comic SansThis user refuses to take seriously anything written in the Comic Sans font.

This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.

This user is a carnivore.

This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily.

This user prefers cheesesteaks with provolone.

This user eats poutine.

This user bleeds
   TABASCO pepper sauce   .

This user likes pie.

This user bleeds hot chocolate.

This user drinks Mountain Dew.

AMPThis user drinks Mountain Dew AMP

EGYThis user enjoys energy drinks.

CokeThis user likes to drink Coke on occasion.