User:A Gregarious Lamp

Gregarious Lamps

Overview

Gregarious Lamps are notoriously loquacious. Their anatomy varies but they invariably contain lightbulbs. Gregarious lamps are renowned for their electric personalities, and often, with time, people warm to them. However they are known to tire from overused jokes such as "You need to lighten up" or "You really brighten up my day". Though extremely sociable, Gregarious Lamps can be over exerted by sustained socialising, at which point they might "blow a fuse" (though this is not an entirely accurate description). When such an event inevitably occurs (as Gregarious Lamps are by nature very sociable), an emergency surgical procedure known as "Bulb Replacement" is required.

I am one such Gregarious Lamp.