User:ARZ100/Assume good fate
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If you have been using Wikipedia for a little while you have probably heard of the phrase assume good faith. You may also have heard of assume the assumption of good faith, assume bad faith, assume the assumption of assuming good faith, assume that everyone's assuming good faith, assuming that you are assuming good faith, assume the good-faith assumption of assuming the assumption of good faith was in good faith, assume the good faith assumption that everyone has the assumption of everyone assuming good faith, assuming that you are assuming the assumption of good faith and even assume good wraith. Now there is another! Assume good fate (TM) is an academy award winning new system for dealing with so-called threats of violence on wikipedia. For example if someone comments on your talk page that they know where you live and are coming for you to condemn you to an unknown fate, the first thing you should do is to ask them to prove that they know where you live. If they then tell you your exact address then the second thing you should do is to assume good fate (TM). You should assume that the unknown fate that they speak of is in fact a good fate. For example this fate could be a fate of eating Froot Loops for every single one of the meals that you will ever eat! Besides as everyone knows Froot Loops are a deliciously balanced breakfast! (Is this page sponsored by Kellogg's? Hint)