Before you enter the chaos, let me just say this: It is not that I disrespect the seriousness of many user's pages, nor that I am unaware of how frivolous and unprofessional the following junk may seem. It is simply that I couldn't see the fun of keeping up a serious gloating page when a useless one is so much fun. :D [For a more purposeful attitude, please see talk page, thank you :)]
This person does not understand where this userbox goes and why.
This user prefers using userboxes to fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful.
-xen
This user believes that userbox should always be pluralised userboxen, and thinks that this is one of the most important and exciting issues of our time.