User:2MuchCoffee

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Hello, I am a business consultant, I just started editing Wikipedia, although I have been using the site for a long time. I am originally from New York, but currently work and live in Jersey.

Pro's to being a business consultant

This user is an unskilled worker, and damn good at it.

No one knows what you do when you tell them your a consultant.
I am hired because of my B.A. in B.S.
Free advice costs nothing until you act on it
If you consult enough experts, you can confirm any opinion.

Con's to being a business consultant

Hiring consultants to conduct studies can be an excellent means of turning problems into gold, your problems into their gold.
Always listen to experts. They'll tell what can't be done and why. Then do it.
- Haha to bad im the expert......
It takes two things to be a consultant - grey hair and hemorrhoids. The grey hair makes you look distinguished and the hemorrhoids make you look concerned.
After all is said and done, a hell of a lot more is said than done.