Template:Burma-shave-notice/doc

This template presents prepackaged notices in the form of the Burma-shave ads once seen on American highways. It is intended to be used as a humorous notification to experienced editors. It should be used for editors who you have a good relationship with to give them a friendly nudge. With new or grumpy editors (or if you're not sure the editor will take the joke well), just use a standard message or warning template.

As an alternative, the {{burma-shave}} template can be used to create your own custom Burma-Shave poem.

Usage

{{Burma-shave-notice
| 1=
| layout=
}}

Parameters

• 1 – The notice to use (see below). Capitalization doesn't matter.
• layout – The layout to use, default is "vertical". Choices are "horizontal" and "vertical".

Notices

• aninotice: WHEN YOU POSTTO AN/IDON'T FORGETTO NOTIFYBurma-shave
• crappy: EVERYONEIS SO UNHAPPYAN/IIS REALLY CRAPPYBurma-shave
• battleground: AT WPEGOS ABOUNDSO LET'S AVOIDA BATTLEGROUNDBurma-shave
• disengage: WHEN DISCUSSIONSFILL WITH RAGEMIGHT BE TIMETO DISENGAGEBurma-shave
• promo: YOUR CONTRIBSGIVE ME THE NOTIONYOU'RE JUST HEREFOR SELF-PROMOTIONBurma-shave
• sign: WHEN YOU COMMENTDON'T BE LAMEJUST FOUR TILDESSIGNS YOUR NAMEBurma-shave
• contentdispute: NEW AN/I THREADPROBLEM ACUTE!CLOSED WITHOUT ACTION"CONTENT DISPUTE"Burma-shave
• section (re Arbcom's unthreaded discussion rule): ONLY POST INYOUR OWN SECTIONCLERKS WILL SUFFERNO EXCEPTIONBurma-shave
• involved (For involved administrators): WOULD THAT I COULDCAN'T THOUGH I SHOULDBUT SOME OTHER ADMINMAY BLOCK YOU FOR GOODBurma-shave
• teahouse: THIS IS NOT FORAN/IMAYBE TEAHOUSEYOU SHOULD TRYBurma-shave
• inclusiveness: INCLUSIVENESSWE REALLY DIG ITSO PLEASE DON'T BEAN EFFING BIGOTBurma-shave
• agf: DON'T WANNA WIFEHENRY VIII^thKEEP YOUR HEADASSUME GOOD FAITHBurma-shave
• vandal: WADING THROUGH VANDALSBRING SANDALSTO AVOID SCANDALDON'T MANHANDLEBurma-shave
• revdel: IF PUBLIC VIEWWOULD BRING DISGRACEA NOTICE-BOARDIS NOT THE PLACEBurma-shave
• A unknown or invalid value returns: UNKNOWN OPTIONWHAT A CROCKTAKE A MOMENTREAD THE DOCBurma-shave

TemplateData

Displays pre-written Burma-Shave notices.

Template parameters

This template prefers inline formatting of parameters.

Parameter		Description	Type	Status
Notice name	1	The name of the notice to use. Case insensitive. See documentation subpage for valid options. Suggested values aninotice crappy battleground disengage promo sign contentdispute section involved teahouse vandal agf revdel Example contentdispute	String	optional
Layout	layout	Whether to display the notice vertically (vertical) or horizontally (horizontal) Suggested values horizontal vertical Default vertical Example horizontal	String	optional