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"The Malayan Ambassador" - Punchline, after asking at and passing through many doors, as though the White House were a palace, "Tell him it's tomorrow night."
"Relatively Speaking" -
"Astronauts" - As though they were preparing for a mission, experienced Project Mercury astronauts discuss what to expect with a supposedly as-yet-unflown one. Punchline : he's really just going water-skiing with Jacqueline.
"But Vote!!" - Punchline : "Vote for the Kennedy (instead of candidate) of your choice, but vote!"
"Economy Lunch" - Kennedy serves sandwiches to foreign dignitaries to save money. Khrushchev demands, "I want the eastern portion of his (Adenauer's]) western sandwich!"
"The Decision" - JFK tells his children which bathtub toys they can play with and which belong to the other child : "Nine of the PT-Boats, four of the Yogi Bear beach balls, the Howdy Doody plastic bouncing clown ... belong to [one of them] ... The Rubber 'Schwan' is mine."
"White House Visitor" - A boy comes to the door and asks, "Can Carolyn come out to play?" JFK tells him no. Punchline : "Well, what's Lyndon doing?"
"Press Conference" -
"The Dress" -
"Saturday Night, Sunday Morning" -
"Auld Lang Syne" - The Kennedy family sings this standard.
"Bedtime Story" - JFK tells his daughter Carolyn a fairy tale in which he is the hero, based on his accomplishments in office (this was before the Cuban Missile Crisis) -- fighting the "Steel Lords" and the "Money Lords". 4.154.248.75 (talk) 12:59, 14 August 2011 (UTC)[reply]
