Talk:Mount Haley Township, Michigan

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Dude mount haley township is so sweet I almost kicked my mom right in the face!!

I live here.

I live in Mount Haley Township. It is not very interesting. The local church, Mount Haley Church of God, preaches that alcohol is bad and that children should be spanked for every offence. Most of the people out here are (excuse the slang terminology) Dirt McGirt. They have derilect vehicles in their ill-cared for lawns. They have trailer homes so old that the plumming is lead. They are largely unemployed. My neighbor is a creepy lady who drives a truck for Fischer Sand and Gravel, and she owns a Rotweiler. Her only son is a complete pothead. Much of the land that has not been developed is swamp. Basically, the only thing to do is own an XBox and never go outside, except when going to your car so you can drive to Midland, where things happen.—The preceding unsigned comment was added by 204.38.32.5 (talk • contribs) .