Talk:Maxi Mounds/Official Bio

The below text was provided by Maxi Mounds under GFDL license in response to a WP:ERP request. The GFDL license has been forwarded to OTRS. I'm including it here for editors who may wish to use it in expanding her biography. Videmus Omnia ^Talk 03:34, 18 July 2007 (UTC)

I was born in Long Island New York and moved to Florida as a little girl. I started dancing as a way to pay for beautician school, but I soon decided I liked being naked more than studying. I did my first feature act at the Club Mary in Sarasota where I met my future partner Mini Mounds. I met Joey Karson during my time as a house dancer and we became good friends. When I decided to try being a feature entertainer Joey introduced us to her agent and she started booking us as a duo act called Moving Violations. We traveled around the world as Moving Violations until a few years ago when we both decided to pursue our own interests. Mini has since retired from the business and has had much success as a massage therapist. Sadly, Joey passed away in February of 1998 of heart failure.

I had saline implants for several years but they ruptured twice, so I decided to try a new experimental implant procedure near the end of 1999. I don't have implants in the normal sense of the term. I have what has come to be called "silly string". It's actually a polypropylene string about the thickness of yarn, surrounded by natural body fluid inside my breasts. When they were first done no one knew exactly how they would turn out in the long run, and it surprised me and the doctor both when they began to expand in size. My boobs grew steadily over the course of the first 2 years until they reached the size they are today.

Having breasts the size of mine has its good and bad side, obviously. They weigh 20 lbs apiece so you can imagine what it's like to have that much weight on your chest, and I rarely see my feet when I'm standing up, but they've brought me a measure of success that I couldn't have acheived otherwise. I've been invited to appear on American, Japanese and German TV shows many times, the most recent being the upcoming Spike TV show Manswers. It's scheduled to premiere in October 2007 and I'm told I'll be in the first episode. A couple of years ago I became a published author when I decided to write a book about my experiences in the business. The Maxi Mounds Guide To The World Of Exotic Dancing is available on line through my web site, along with my line of dvd videos, magazines and lots of other things that I offer for sale. In 2005 I won the Guinness World Record for Largest Implanted Breasts, an honor indeed. I'm sure someone will beat me for the record some day but I'll always be the first to hold it and I'm glad I was able to start the category where it never existed before.

My day to day life is always interesting, mostly because of the reactions I get from people when I'm out in public. Men stare and sometimes walk into things, but they're mostly respectful. Women can be downright nasty though. They'll usually just glare at me if they're alone, but if they're with their friends they'll start laughing and pointing, or they'll make nasty remarks that they know I can hear. It's sad how rude some people can be. Needless to say I rarely go to the beach even though I live close to it because I tend to cause a bit of an uproar when I do. I sometimes wonder how many arguments I've caused between couples that I don't even know.

I've had a wonderful time touring and seeing some amazing places all around the world and I've met a lot of great people along the way. I don't plan on retiring any time soon so keep an eye out for me because I might be coming to a club near you!

My Statistics: Height: 6' (6'3" in heels) Hair: Blonde Eyes: Hazel Measurements: 156MMM-26-36 Shoe Size: 10 Birthday: October 25th Sign: Scorpio Favorite Color: Purple Favorite Food: Steak & Crab legs Favorite Treat: Godiva Chocolates Favorite Perfume: Salvador Dali Laguna & Lancome Poe'me Favorite Movie: Spaceballs Turn Ons: Nice smells and a good sense of humor Turn Offs: Bad breath, mean people, and people that expect everything for free

Magazine Appearances: Score Gent Cheri Bust-Out Fox Gallery Bachelor Stripper Exotic Nites Exotic Dancer Edge Xtreme Dancing LadyDeja Vu Showgirls Hustler Hustler Busty Beauties D-Cup FHM Maxim's 100th Anniversary And oddly enough a full page spread in the UK newspaper The Sunday Sport. They claim that I'm going to be the new mascot for a soccer team based in Los Angeles. (ha ha)

Video Titles: Mounds Production Videos: Maxi's Private Home Videos 1, 2 & 3 Maxi's Lingerie Show Toy Time Maxi In Bondage Bound For Pleasure 1 & 2 On The Road With Maxi On Stage With Maxi Phone Sex With Maxi Multi-O Maxi Private Dancer Maxi's Vegas Vacation The Lost Score Video Maxi & Kayla's Big Boob Toy Story 1 & 2 Bra Buster

Score Videos: Score's Mega Boob Olympics Score's Busty Auditions 2 Score's Boob Cruise 2000 - Boobs Ahoy! Score Classics 2

Napali Videos: Max-Out! Monumental Mams The Milking Of Minka Battle Of The Big Ones Battle Of The Huge Ones

Television Appearances: Fox 212 Arabella (Germany) Jenny Jones Howard Stern Cristina (Univision) Score's Boob Cruise 2000 Guinness World Records (Japan) HBO Shock Video 2002 Unbelievable (Japan) El Gordo Y La Flaca (Univision) Despierta America (Univision) Showtime's Family Business Manswers (Upcoming)

Titles: Reigning 2005 USA Duo Champion Guinness World Record: World's Largest Augmented Breasts

On The Internet: Maximounds.com (my site) MySpace - http://www.myspace.com/maximounds Scoreland.com Photoclubs.com BosomBox.com Danni.com Boobcamp.com Yahoo Group - http://groups.yahoo.com/group/maximoundsfanclub2 ExoticNites.com ExoticDancer.com

Radio Shows: Ron & Ron Bob & Tom Howard Stern Opie & Anthony Shredd & Regan Mancow's Morning Madhouse Bubba The Love Sponge

Email: maxi@maximounds.com

Fan Mailing Address: P.O. Box 484 Englewood, FL, 34295