Talk:I Used to Work in Chicago

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Full list of verse options

I pulled this from the main article as it was too long:

The song's further verses replace the words in bold for other items and actions, such as:

Electricity / The Shocker

Mini Van / 2 in the front, 5 in the back —Preceding unsigned comment added by 74.12.15.166 (talk) 00:52, 23 May 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Flag / My Pole —Preceding unsigned comment added by 74.12.15.166 (talk) 00:58, 23 May 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Elevator / Shafted

Quebec Poutine / Hot Sauce

Silver bath tub; Expensive Bathroom Equipment / A Golden Shower

Jewelry / Pearl necklace

Pimp Rod / Magic Stick

Me / Really Satisfied

<Name of the person next to you> / Really Deceived

Assistance / AIDs

Beer / 6-pack

Bolts / Nuts

Kit Kat / Four Fingers

Butter / Spread

Coffee / Cream

Dinosaur / Mega Soar Ass

Floppy Disk / Hard Drive

Fishing Rod / Long Pole

Doughnut / Cream-filled

Gun / Banged

Plumber / Pipe-cleaned

Hammer / Nail

Ruler / 12 inches

Metaphysical conversation / F*cked

Piano / Organ

Sailors / Semen

Translator / Cunning Linguist

Fresh Fruits / Dirty Banana

Latex Gloves / Dick in a Rubber

Socks / Hose

Cake / Layer

Chicken / Cock

Dog / Cocker

Coat / Jumper

A Drink / Liquor

Plane / Fokker

Shoes / Pumps

Blouse / Jacket

Tool / Crank

Beef / Corned

Nails / Spikes

Meat / Ram

Black and Decker / Bosch

Shampoo / Head'n'Shoulder-ed

Screen Door / Backdoor

Pirate Ship / Jolly Rodgering

An Irish Airline / Cunnilingus

Scaffolding / An Erection

A Coal Mine / Deep Shafting

An Action Figurine / My Purple Headed Warrior

Kalashnikov / Rifle

German Method of Coal Extraction / Mein Shaft

A trunk road from Newcastle to Carlisle / A69

Big Mac/ Super-sized

A round of Applause/ The Clap

Medieval Method of Cooking / Spitroasting

Oriental Opitcal Device / Japseye

Her Corn / Herpes

Train / Miscarriage

Respect / Raped

Beef Katana / Pork Sword

Rug / Laid

The current list of "further verses" is extreme, long, uncited, probably incapable of citation, irrelevant to Wikipedia and lowers the quality of the article. I think it ought to go and stay gone. JohnHarris 08:49, 24 October 2007 (UTC)[reply]