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I failed to find any English language printed refs. Here is Romanian source

  • Gheorghe Niculescu (ro:Gheorghe Niculescu?), Florentin Smarandache, "Perorari paradoxiste" 2007, ISBN 9737743423 , page 103:
- Soldat Bula, te cauta soacra la poarta!
- Dar eu nu am soacra!
- Asa z zis ea.
- Daca asa a zis, inseamna ca asa este! Soacrele intotdeauna au dreptare.

Any other reliable sources? `'Míkka

As far as I can tell, this subject is nowhere near academia or secondary sources. I distinctly remember various in passing mentions of Bulă in reliable sources, but, in the end, they may not vouch a reasonable article at this moment in history. I'll look into this more eventually. Keeping it as a stub should pose no problem though, since the character does exist. Dahn 23:33, 24 August 2007 (UTC)[reply]
What do you think about the joke above? Another one (from p. 108) is:
- Bula, daca am doua mere si pe unul il mananci tu, iar pe celalalt il mananca tau, cate mere mai raman?
- Mai raman doua cotoare.

If one of them is good enough for the article as an example, please include it into the article, since it is referenced. `'Míkka 00:51, 25 August 2007 (UTC)[reply]

Well, the main problem I see is not with the quotes, but with the source - Smarandache's "paradoxism" is actually less relevant than Bulă. However, though I suspect most people familiar with Smarandache's self-promotion will agree that this is problematic, I don't expect for this take to be applied universally. So I'll translate the two jokes, and allow you and others to decide on their inclusion (I will add that, to my taste, they're very bland, and, thank God, not truly representative of local humor). The first one is:
- Soldier Bulă, your mother-in-law is waiting to see you at the gate!
- But I have no mother-in-law!
- She said you do.
- Well, if she said so, then it must be so! Mothers-in-law are always right.

The second one is:

- Bulă, if I have two apples and you it one of them, while your ["father", I think it should be] eats the other one, how many apples will there be left?
- Two stubs is what will be left. Dahn 01:11, 25 August 2007 (UTC)[reply]
Agreed, they represent nothing characteristically Romanian. `'Míkka 01:46, 25 August 2007 (UTC)[reply]

I would pay more attention to this, but I'm focusing on a larger article and related ones. I'll be back with more once that is out of the way, but, in the meantime, I'm sure there are plenty of reliable Romanian contributors who would like to look into more sources for this. Dahn 01:15, 25 August 2007 (UTC)[reply]

Bulă jokes

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typical romanian joke

War with germans. Bula is hiding in a fountain. A german is willing to do the same. He screams in fountain, and Bula is making the echo.

-Is anybody there?
-Is anybody there?
-I'd better go in the bush...
-I'd better go in the bush...
-I'd better lounch a grenade...
-You'd better go in the bush... —Preceding unsigned comment added by 211.233.14.24 (talk) 09:25, August 25, 2007 (UTC)


Razboi cu nemtii. Bula se ascunde intr-o fantana. Un neamt vrea sa faca la fel. El striga in fantana, iar Bula face pe ecoul. - E cineva acolo ? - E cineva acolo ? - Mai bine ma duc in padurice ... - Mai bine ma duc in padurice ... - Mai bine arunc o grenada ... - Mai bine te duci in padurice !


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1. IN EPOCA DE PIATRA,BULA LA SCOALA.DEODATA IN SCOALA SE AUDE UN URLET.-BULA,CE AI DE URLI?IL INTREABA PROFESOARA.-MA IERTATI DOAMNA PROFESOARA,DAR MI-A CAZUT FITUICA PE PICIOR!

2. Bula la 4 ani pe olitza...fuma Taica-su vine si-i zice: Tata:Ce faci fumezi? Bula:Lasa-ma ma-n pace. Tata: Da' la 4 ani? Bula:Deja mi-am inceput si viata sexuala. Tata:Unde? Bula:La gradinita. Tata:Cu cine? Bula:Nu mai stiu ma ca eram beat

3. Se naste bula cu o p*** de 40 de cm.....dupa ce creste merge la doctor.... -Domn doctor nu puteti face nimic ca am treaba asa mare si toate femeile dupa ce ma dezbrac fug -Mai bula nu am ce face -Da' nu puteti sa taiati din ea? -Daca tai o sa mori da du-te la ceva vrajitoare sa iti faca ea o vraja...... Si pleaca bula suparat la baba dochia sa-i faca ceva vraja....dupa ce-i spune problema lui, baba ii zice -Ma Bulisor, io nu am ce face da du-te la muntele negru si in pestera o gasesti pe broscuta care daca te refuza cand o ceri in casatorie iti scade cu 10 cm. Si pleaca Bula spre muntele negru trecand mari si tari....dupa ce ajunge merge la pestera si se face cu noroi pe fata sa nu il vrea de sot si merge la ea si zice fff balbait -bbbrroosccuuta vrrreii sa ffi sottia meeeaa il vede broscuta si zice : -nu! Bula fericit pleaca....pe drum sa gandeste ca tot e prea mare la 30 de cm....o prinde cu ambele maini si tot ii mai atarna un pik....si merge inapoi....intra la broscuta si zice la fel: -bbbrroosccuuta vrrreii sa ffi sottia meeeaa?? broscuta se intoarce cu spatele.... bula dinou -bbbrroosccuuta vrrreii sa ffi sottia meeeaa? Iar se intoarce broscuta...Bula disperat o scutura pe broscuta si zice: -Vrei sa fi sotia mea? Broscuta nervoasa se intoarce si zice raspicat: -Nu nu si nu!!!

4.Bula la mare. Intra in apa. deodata simte o mana pe co*** si o voce zice: - Plus sau minus 2 ? Bula: -Hai sa zic plus 2. Zise. Iese din apa si se trezeste cu 4 co***. - las' ca intru inapoi si zic minus 2 si rezolv eu ! Intra in apa. Vocea: - Plus sau minus 4 ?!?

5. Diriginta lui Bula il cheama pe taica-su la scoala. - Domnule Bula, nu stiu ce sa ma fac cu fiul domneavoastra! Nu chiuleste, dar si daca vine la scoala, tot degeaba vine! In clipa de fata e corigent la patru materii, deci din nou repetent! - Doamna diriginta, va multumesc pentru avertisment. Ajung acasa. si daca nu-l trezesc din bataie cu apa rece, sa nu-mi spuneti mie. - Domnule Bula, poate nu-i cea mai eficienta metoda, totusi! - Aveti dreptate, doamna! Lasati ca vad eu cum fac! Ajuns acasa, Bula-senior trece la atac: - Bulica tata, intoleste-te ca iesim in lume. Si-l duce pe Bula la sex-club. Mama, ce spectacol! Bulica avea ochii ca la rac: - Aoleu tata! Ce craci! Ce tate! Cine le-o f*te p-astea? - Premiantii, tata, premiantii !!!

6. Bula la scoala : - Ce meserie au parintii vostrii? intraba profesoara - tata e inginer, zice Gheorghe - tata e mecanic, zice Ionel - tata e sef, zice Bula - cum asa Bula?intreaba mirata profa - are 500 de oameni sub el - cu ce se ocupa deci? - taie iarba-n cimitir

1. We can all go on one of those sites and copy some random jokes that we consider funny (and these really aren't!). 2. Neither articles nor talk pages are to be used for spam. Dahn 09:43, 25 August 2007 (UTC)[reply]
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