Portal:Libertarianism/Selected quote/1

“ My idea of a perfect government is one guy who sits in a small room at a desk, and the only thing he's allowed to decide is who to nuke. The man is chosen based on some kind of IQ test, and maybe also a physical tournament, like a decathlon. And women are brought to him, maybe...when he desires them. ” — Ron Swanson (2009)
Parks and Recreation (Season 1)