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Dick Figures is an American adult-oriented animated comedy series created and written by Ed Skudder and Zack Keller.

Series overview

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Season Episodes Originally aired
First aired Last aired
Pilot 2009
1 10 November 18, 2010 March 24, 2011
2 10 April 21, 2011 August 25, 2011
3 10 September 22, 2011 January 26, 2012
4 10 April 5, 2012 August 1, 2012
5 11 August 27, 2013 July 10, 2014
Movie 12 September 17, 2013 December 2, 2013
M.W.S. 3 October 4, 2015 November 8, 2015


Episodes

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Pilot

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Title Time Written by Release date
"Unaired Pilot"1:06Ed Skudder2009 (2009) (Original)
August 27, 2012 (2012-08-27) (YouTube) [1]
This is the original development pilot that Ed Skudder pitched to Mondo Media before "Dick Figures" was picked up as a series in September 2010. It can be seen that it is called "Stick Figures" and all the characters are fully colored in.

Season 1 (2010–11)

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season 		Title Time Written by Release date
11"A Bee or Something"2:27Ed Skudder and Zack KellerNovember 18, 2010 (2010-11-18)[2]
Blue's girlfriend has dumped him, whilst Red uses his now Auto-Tuned voice (caused by him swallowing a bee) to impress the ladies.
22"Panda Hat"2:25Ed Skudder and Zack KellerDecember 2, 2010 (2010-12-02)[3]
Red celebrates his birthday by getting drunk at a bar. A series of events culminate in him drinking out of a toilet and vomiting over Blue.
33"Flame War"3:10Ed Skudder and Zack KellerDecember 15, 2010 (2010-12-15)[4]
Red violently fights his way through a shopping mall in order to retrieve the last copy of the latest Flame War video game. Meanwhile, Blue fails to impress a woman named Pink, but ultimately secures a date with her by “saving her life”. At the end, Red and Blue discover the only objective of the game is to shoot at memes.
44"Traffic Jams"1:56Ed Skudder and Zack KellerDecember 29, 2010 (2010-12-29)[5]
Blue is stuck in a traffic jam, and Red's appearance out of nowhere begins to drive him mad, until they come under attack from a giant, fire-breathing tortoise.
55"Steakosaurus"3:11Ed Skudder and Zack KellerJanuary 13, 2011 (2011-01-13)[6]
Red is hungry, so he and Blue travel back in time to the land of the dinosaurs.
66"OMG"2:01Ed Skudder and Zack KellerJanuary 27, 2011 (2011-01-27)[7]
A hungover Blue wakes up in several seemingly nightmarish situations, until it transpires that the whole episode is a dream.
77"Trouble Date"2:08Ed Skudder and Zack KellerFebruary 10, 2011 (2011-02-10)[8]
Blue and Pink's romantic meal is ruined by the appearance of Red and his girlfriend, Stacy.
88"Kitty Amazing"2:46Ed Skudder and Zack KellerFebruary 24, 2011 (2011-02-24)[9]
Red finds a cat in a dumpster, whom he names "Kitty Amazing". However, "Kitty Amazing" appears to have a dark secret...
99"Role Playas"2:45Ed Skudder and Zack KellerMarch 10, 2011 (2011-03-10)[10]
Cerulean (Blue) hopes to gain charisma points by saving Pinkcess from the Evil King Richard Figures the Long Shaft.
1010"Attack of the Pwns"4:10Ed Skudder and Zack KellerMarch 24, 2011 (2011-03-24)[11]
Red and Blue battle Star Wars style in space due to Red eating the last microwaveable burrito.

Season 2 (2011)

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season 		Title Time Written by Release date
111"Zombies & Shotguns"2:31Ed Skudder and Zack KellerApril 21, 2011 (2011-04-21)[12]
During a visit to the local shopping mall, Red struggles to open a bag of chips, whilst the mall itself appears to be over-run with zombies.
122"Camp Anarchy"2:20Ed Skudder and Zack KellerMay 5, 2011 (2011-05-05)[13]
Blue and a reluctant Red volunteer to be counsellors at a summer camp, with both taking very different approaches.
133"Butt Genie"2:24Ed Skudder and Zack KellerMay 19, 2011 (2011-05-19)[14]
Red and Blue's hamster Flufferz dies after passing a mysterious teapot.
144"Lord Tourette's Syndrome"2:26Ed Skudder and Zack KellerJune 2, 2011 (2011-06-02)[15]
Lord Tourettes has lost his hat (and his ability to swear), and he promises to reward Blue and Red with a "treasure" if they help him find it.
155"Fang Angels"2:48Ed Skudder and Zack KellerJune 16, 2011 (2011-06-16)[16]
A bored Blue is stuck watching Fang Angels with Pink, whilst Red plans to escape from prison.
166"Captain Red Rum & The Pina Colada Armada"2:52Ed Skudder and Zack KellerJune 30, 2011 (2011-06-30)[17]
Red and Blue sail the high seas in search of bounty.
177"Y U So Meme?"3:04Ed Skudder and Zack KellerJuly 14, 2011 (2011-07-14)[18]
Red keeps getting beaten by a Flame War gamer named TROLLz0r, so he enlists Blue to track him down.
188"Sex Marks the Spot"3:48Ed Skudder and Zack KellerJuly 28, 2011 (2011-07-28)[19]
After discovering a treasure map whilst unblocking the toilet, Red and Blue head in search of its treasure.
199"We're Cops!"3:27Ed Skudder and Zack KellerAugust 11, 2011 (2011-08-11)[20]
After stealing a police car, Red and Blue take advantage of their "policeman" status to obtain freebies.
2010"Bath Rhymes"4:35Ed Skudder and Zack KellerAugust 25, 2011 (2011-08-25)[21]
A music video containing submissions from hundreds of animators.

Season 3 (2011–2012)

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season 		Title Time Written by Release date
211"Adventures of Batman & The Bloser"2:27Ed Skudder and Zack KellerSeptember 22, 2011 (2011-09-22)[22]
Batman (Red) and the Bloser (Blue) battle Earl Grey, an upper-class super villain attempting to remove the colour from the world.
222"Real Dudes Bros Night Man"3:52Ed Skudder and Zack KellerOctober 6, 2011 (2011-10-06)[23]
During a poker game, Red, Blue and the group attempt to discover who can tell the "manliest" story.
233"Terminate-Her"3:20Ed Skudder and Zack KellerOctober 20, 2011 (2011-10-20)[24]
Red, now transformed into a T-800, attempts to locate his enemy at a Halloween party.
244"Modern Flame War 3"4:33Ed Skudder and Zack KellerNovember 3, 2011 (2011-11-03)[25]
After Red's search for pornographic gratification causes the internet to go down, he, Blue and TROLLz0r attempt to restore the internet and gain Red his gratification.
255"Planet Asshole"3:48Ed Skudder and Zack KellerNovember 17, 2011 (2011-11-17)[26]
Red and Blue offer some visiting aliens painful "advice" regarding face-washing, relaxation and reproduction.
266"Zeusbag"3:42Ed Skudder and Zack KellerDecember 1, 2011 (2011-12-01)[27]
Red and Blue accept Zeus' challenge and attempt to join the Greek gods.
277"Chug-A-Chug-A-Brew-Brew"3:26Ed Skudder and Zack KellerDecember 15, 2011 (2011-12-15)[28]
After a shootout in a bar destroys its alcohol, Red ropes a tired Blue in search of more.
288"Brain Switch"2:54Ed Skudder and Zack KellerDecember 29, 2011 (2011-12-29)[29]
Red and Blue find themselves swapped into each other's body, with both conspiring to "ruin" the other's body.
299"Pleasure Cruise"3:39Ed Skudder and Zack KellerJanuary 12, 2012 (2012-01-12)[30]
Red and Blue are enlisted by the French Secret Service to uncover a bomb on their cruise liner.
3010"Kung Fu Winners"5:48Ed Skudder and Zack KellerJanuary 26, 2012 (2012-01-26)[31]
After a group of Ninjas take Pink hostage, Blue enlists Red to rescue her.

Season 4 (2012)

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season 		Title Time Written by Release date
311"Losing Streakers"2:47Ed Skudder and Zack KellerApril 5, 2012 (2012-04-05)[32]
Red and Blue visit Sal Sagev in an attempt to win rent money.
322"Pussy Magnet"2:00Ed Skudder and Zack KellerApril 18, 2012 (2012-04-18) (Dick Figures Website) April 19, 2012 (YouTube)[33]
Red offers Blue advice to help re-ignite his sex life.
333"Taco Tuesday"2:50Ed Skudder and Zack KellerMay 3, 2012 (2012-05-03)[34]
Red and Blue are unable to pay their bill at an Italian restaurant, so the manager forces them to bake and deliver pizzas to a brothel.
344"Ocho Muerte"2:01Ed Skudder and Zack KellerMay 16, 2012 (2012-05-16) (Dick Figures Website) May 17, 2012 (YouTube)[35]
Blue's romantic cooking for Pink is interrupted by Red arriving to feed Ocho-Muerte, his pet octopus, which subsequently escapes and terrorises Pink. Now locked out of the apartment, Blue must get back inside to rescue her.
355"First Day of Cool"4:39Ed Skudder and Zack KellerMay 31, 2012 (2012-05-31)[36]
An introduction to how Red and Blue became friends. This leads up to an early sneak peek of Dick Figures: The Movie.
366"The Red Devil"2:47Ed Skudder and Zack KellerJune 14, 2012 (2012-06-14)[37]
After getting lost in Mexico, Red and Blue find themselves enlisted as mules in a burrito-smuggling operation.
377"Freshman 15"2:39Ed Skudder and Zack KellerJune 28, 2012 (2012-06-28)[38]
Red attempts to have sex with fifteen girls at a house party (the "Freshman 15" challenge), whilst Blue heads in search of medicine to cure his high fever. This is the second sneak peek leading up to Dick Figures: The Movie.
388"The Ballad of Lord Tourettes"2:12Ed Skudder and Zack KellerJuly 5, 2012 (2012-07-05)[39]
A song about a day in the life of Lord Tourettes.
399"The Fart Knight Rises"3:54Ed Skudder and Zack KellerJuly 12, 2012 (2012-07-12)[40]
Batman and the Bloser provide security for the Olympic Games in London, where they once again come up against Earl Grey. This is a parody of The Dark Knight Rises.
4010"Robot Frog"2:57Ed Skudder and Zack KellerAugust 1, 2012 (2012-08-01)[41]
A prequel episode showing the events leading up to the beginning of the first ever episode.

Season 5 (2013–2014)

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Season 5's release and production was subject to two large hiatuses. Due to the production of the movie, season 5's production was put on hold until after the movie was done so there was a one-year gap between the end of season 4 and the beginning of season 5. A hiatus also occurred between episodes 3 and 4 due to both the weekly release of the movie starting on September 17, 2013, and the crew taking a break from the year-long production of the movie. Regular release of the season resumed in April 2014.

As well as being released on YouTube for free viewing, the season was also available to buy in advance to the YouTube release.

No. in
series 		No. in
season 		Title Time Written by Release date
411"GTA: Pacific Grim"2:41Ed Skudder and Zack KellerAugust 27, 2013 (2013-08-27)[42]
Red and Blue play the new videogame, GTA: Pacific Grim, unaware that the characters they are controlling might just be real...
422"Hardcore Chore"2:39Ed Skudder and Zack KellerSeptember 3, 2013 (2013-09-03)[43]
Red loses a bet to Blue and is forced to do all of his chores. His method for doing so involves a lot of guns..
433"Snowjob"2:44Ed Skudder and Zack KellerSeptember 10, 2013 (2013-09-10)[44]
A snowstorm causes a power outage and freezes Red into a snowman. Blue and Pink must thaw him out, and to make matters worse, he needs the toilet...
444"Dick Figures: The Movie The Song"2:41Ed Skudder and Zack KellerApril 3, 2014 (2014-04-03)[45]
The music video for the ending credits theme of Dick Figures: The Movie. Performed By Ninja Sex Party
455"The Red Planet"3:11Ed Skudder and Zack KellerApril 17, 2014 (2014-04-17)
Red and Blue win two free plane tickets in a cereal box giveaway, but accidentally board a NASA rocket ship instead. They crash land on Mars and must deal with the annoying, and violent, Mars Rover.
466"A Hobbit of Thrones"2:48Ed Skudder and Zack KellerMay 1, 2014 (2014-05-01)
Blue's attempts to involve Red, Pink and Stacy in his Dungeons & Dragons session is thwarted when Pink and Stacy become high from pot brownies and make up their own rules to the game.
477"Das Vidiamond"2:59Ed Skudder and Zack KellerMay 15, 2014 (2014-05-15)
The episode starts with Red and Blue tied up by the Russian mob, who threaten to kill them unless they reveal where the Das Vidiamond Vodka is. A series of blackout flashbacks establish the events of the previous night.
488"Trash God"3:27Ed Skudder and Zack KellerMay 29, 2014 (2014-05-29)
While trying to rid their apartment of an ant infestation, Red and Blue are shrunk down to insect-size, where Red becomes a "Trash God".
499"Chick Figures"2:52Ed Skudder and Zack KellerJune 12, 2014 (2014-06-12)
Dick Figures from a female perspective. Lavender and Scarlett head to Salmon's party, with both intent on making love.
5010"Happy Birthdump"2:49Ed Skudder and Zack KellerJune 26, 2014 (2014-06-26)
Red and Blue suffer food poisoning from a Mexican restaurant. After Blue's car is stolen, they must make their long journey home to the toilet.
5111"Figured Out"3:15Ed Skudder and Zack KellerJuly 10, 2014 (2014-07-10)

An episode looking into the future lives of Red and Blue after the events of Dick Figures: The Movie.

Note: This episode reveals that all the episodes that were released after Dick Figures: The Movie are set before the film.

Movie (2013)

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Dick Figures: The Movie was released on September 17, 2013. On the same day, it was split up into 12 different chapters and released weekly on YouTube. The full movie can be seen now for online streaming on Yekra, Amazon.com, Hulu and Netflix and can be purchased for digital download through iTunes, Google Play, Vudu, PlayStation Network, and Xbox.

No. Title Time Release date
1"Growing Pains"6:05September 17, 2013 (2013-09-17)[46]
2"Gettin' Mah Quest On"7:56September 24, 2013 (2013-09-24)[47]
3"Japan is Crazy"5:26October 1, 2013 (2013-10-01)[48]
4"Temple of Takagami"5:58October 8, 2013 (2013-10-08)[49]
5"The Mast & The Furious"4:39October 15, 2013 (2013-10-15)[50]
6"Captain Crookygrin"6:30October 22, 2013 (2013-10-22)
7"Gin & Jetpacks"5:37October 29, 2013 (2013-10-29)
8"Café Tourettes"5:09November 5, 2013 (2013-11-05)
9"Baguette Away"5:44November 12, 2013 (2013-11-12)
10"Red & Blue Adieu"4:00November 19, 2013 (2013-11-19)
11"Animality"6:38November 26, 2013 (2013-11-26)
12"Cuz We're Awesome"11:50December 2, 2013 (2013-12-02)

Messin' With Sasquatch (2015)

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No. in
series 		No. in
season 		Title Time Written by Release date
521"New Kid"1:50Ed Skudder and Zack KellerOctober 4, 2015 (2015-10-04)[51]
Sasquatch schools Red & Blue on how to be a bully.
532"Camp Fight"1:55Ed Skudder and Zack KellerOctober 18, 2015 (2015-10-18)[52]
Red and Blue try “roughing it” and wind up getting “roughed up” instead in a wild Trail mix up with the local wild life.
543"Wild Kingdom"1:14Ed Skudder and Zack KellerNovember 8, 2015 (2015-11-08)[53]
Blue becomes a fashion victim and Red gives treehugger a whole new meaning.

References

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  1. ^ "Dick Figures : Original Un-Aired Pilot". YouTube.
  2. ^ "Dick Figures : A Bee or Something (Ep #1)". YouTube.
  3. ^ "Dick Figures : Panda Hat (Ep #2)". YouTube.
  4. ^ "Dick Figures : Flame War (Ep #3)". YouTube.
  5. ^ "Dick Figures : Traffic Jams (Ep #4)". YouTube.
  6. ^ "Dick Figures : Steakosaurus (Ep #5)". YouTube.
  7. ^ "Dick Figures : OMG (Ep #6)". YouTube.
  8. ^ "Dick Figures : Trouble Date (Ep #7)". YouTube.
  9. ^ "Dick Figures : Kitty Amazing (Ep #8)". YouTube.
  10. ^ "Dick Figures : Role Playas (Ep #9)". YouTube.
  11. ^ "Dick Figures : Attack of the Pwns (Ep #10)". YouTube.
  12. ^ "Dick Figures : Zombies & Shotguns (Ep #11)". YouTube.
  13. ^ "Dick Figures : Camp Anarchy (Ep #12)". YouTube.
  14. ^ "Dick Figures : Butt Genie (Ep #13)". YouTube.
  15. ^ "Dick Figures : Lord Tourette's Syndrome (Ep #14)". YouTube.
  16. ^ "Dick Figures : Fang Angels (Ep #15)". YouTube.
  17. ^ "Dick Figures : Captain Red Rum & The Pina Colada Armada (Ep #16)". YouTube.
  18. ^ "Dick Figures : Y U So Meme? (Ep #17)". YouTube.
  19. ^ "Dick Figures : Sex Marks the Spot (Ep #18)". YouTube.
  20. ^ "Dick Figures : We're Cops! (Ep #19)". YouTube.
  21. ^ "Dick Figures : Bath Rhymes (Ep #20)". YouTube.
  22. ^ "Dick Figures : Adventures of Batman & The Bloser (Ep #20)". YouTube.
  23. ^ "Dick Figures : Real Dudes Bros Night Man (Ep #21)". YouTube.
  24. ^ "Dick Figures : Terminate-Her (Ep #22)". YouTube.
  25. ^ "Dick Figures : Modern Flame War (Ep #23)". YouTube.
  26. ^ "Dick Figures : Planet Asshole (Ep #24)". YouTube.
  27. ^ "Dick Figures : Zeusbag (Ep #25)". YouTube.
  28. ^ "Dick Figures : Chug-A-Chug-A-Brew-Brew (Ep #26)". YouTube.
  29. ^ "Dick Figures : Brain Switch (Ep #27)". YouTube.
  30. ^ "Dick Figures : Pleasure Cruise (Ep #29)". YouTube.
  31. ^ "Dick Figures : Kung Fu Winners (Ep #30)". YouTube.
  32. ^ "Dick Figures : Losing Streakers (Ep #30)". YouTube.
  33. ^ "Dick Figures : Pussy Magnet (Ep #31)". YouTube.
  34. ^ "Dick Figures : Taco Tuesday (Ep #32)". YouTube.
  35. ^ "Dick Figures : Ocho Muerte (Ep #33)". YouTube.
  36. ^ "Dick Figures : First Day of Cool (Ep #34)". YouTube.
  37. ^ "Dick Figures : The Red Devil (Ep #35)". YouTube.
  38. ^ "Dick Figures : Freshman 15 (Ep #36)". YouTube.
  39. ^ "Dick Figures : Ballad of Lord Tourettes (Ep #37)". YouTube.
  40. ^ "Dick Figures : The Fart Knight Rises (Ep #38)". YouTube.
  41. ^ "Dick Figures : Robot Frog (Ep #39)". YouTube.
  42. ^ "Dick Figures : GTA: Pacific Grim (Ep #41)". YouTube.
  43. ^ "Dick Figures : Hardcore Chore (Ep #42)". YouTube.
  44. ^ "Dick Figures : Snowjob (Ep #43)". YouTube.
  45. ^ "Dick Figures : Dick Figures The Movie The Song (Ep #43)". YouTube.
  46. ^ "Dick Figures The Movie : Chapter 1". YouTube.
  47. ^ "Dick Figures The Movie : Chapter 2". YouTube.
  48. ^ "Dick Figures The Movie : Chapter 3". YouTube.
  49. ^ "Dick Figures The Movie - Chapter 4 of 12". YouTube.
  50. ^ "Dick Figures The Movie - Chapter 5 of 12". YouTube.
  51. ^ "Dick Figures: Messin' With Sasquatch - New Kid". YouTube.
  52. ^ "Dick Figures: Messin' With Sasquatch : Camp Fight". YouTube.
  53. ^ "Dick Figures: Messin' with Sasquatch - Wild Kingdom". YouTube.
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