You Know What Sailors Are (1954 film)

You Know What Sailors Are
Directed by	Ken Annakin
Written by	Peter Rogers
Based on	Sylvester by Edward Hyams
Produced by	Peter Rogers Julian Wintle
Starring	Donald Sinden Akim Tamiroff Sarah Lawson
Cinematography	Reginald H. Wyer
Edited by	Alfred Roome
Music by	Malcolm Arnold
Production company	Group Film Productions
Distributed by	General Film Distributors
Release date	9 February 1954 (1954-02-09)
Running time	89 minutes
Country	United Kingdom
Language	English
Budget	$250,000

You Know What Sailors Are is a 1954 British comedy film directed by Ken Annakin and starring Donald Sinden, Michael Hordern, Bill Kerr, Dora Bryan and Akim Tamiroff. The screenplay by Peter Rogers was based on the 1951 novel Sylvester by Edward Hyams. It was shot at Pinewood Studios and on location around the Isle of Portland. The film's sets were designed by the art director George Provis.

Plot

Three British naval officers out on a drunken spree attach a pram and a pawnbroker's sign to the stern of a foreign naval ship. The next morning, an officer misinterprets the pram and sign as state of the art, top-secret radar equipment. Instantly, the British navy decrees that their ships be fitted with the same device. Thereafter, bureaucratic misunderstandings escalate into a major international incident.

Cast

• Akim Tamiroff as President of Agraria
• Donald Sinden as Lt. Sylvester Green
• Sarah Lawson as Betty
• Naunton Wayne as Captain Owbridge
• Bill Kerr as Lt. Smart
• Dora Bryan as Gladys
• Martin Miller as Prof. Hyman Pfumbaum
• Michael Shepley as Admiral
• Michael Hordern as Captain Hamilton
• Ferdy Mayne as Stanislaus Voritz of Smorznigov
• Bryan Coleman as Lt. Comdr. Voles
• Cyril Chamberlain as Stores Officer
• Hal Osmond as Stores Petty Officer
• Peter Arne as Ahmed
• Sara Leighton as Jasmin
• Janet Richards as Almyra
• Eileen Sands as Hepzibah
• Marianne Stone as Elsie – Barmaid
• Peter Dyneley as Lt. Andrews
• Peter Martyn as Lt. Ross
• Robertson Hare as Lt. Cdr. (Experimental Station)
• Anthony Sharp as Humphrey - Naval Attache
• Leslie Phillips as Embassy Secretary
• Peter Barkworth as Naval Lieutenant
• Martin Benson as Agrarian Officer
• Shirley Eaton as Palace Girl
• Lisa Gastoni as Palace Girl
• Hermione Harvey as Dancer

Production

Ken Annakin had been idle under his contract with Rank when his old mentor Sydney Box suggested he collaborate with Peter Rogers who was working on "a crazy comedy set in an Arabian Nights’ kind of country. Most of the action took place around a sheik's desert palace. “I’m sure the two of you together can make a glamourous [sic], risque, escapist comedy-adventure,” said Sydney."

Peter Rogers bought the screen rights to Edward Hyams' book and says he wrote 14 drafts before Earl St John agreed to make the film. Rogers wanted Kenneth More to star but St John refused (Genevieve had yet to be released) so Donald Sinden was cast instead. Annakin said Sinden " had a good sense of comedy and timing, but it put us in the Second Division, so to speak!" However he liked Bill Kerr and Akim Tamiroff.

Ken Annakin arranged for Julian Wintle to produce which annoyed Rogers.

Reception

Annakin said "the film did good average business in the UK... but for me You Know What Sailors Are stands out as the movie on which I discovered that farce is not my strongest talent! I know how to build scenes to release the ‘big laugh’, but I prefer to rely on sly humour, and on comedy arising from the observation of the funny things people do in real life."

Critical reception

TV Guide writes, "beautiful women fill the screen at frequent intervals in this amiable comedy"; and AllMovie writes, "You Know What Sailors Are top-bills Akim Tamiroff as the president of a mythical Foreign country, but the film belongs to Donald Sinden as the well-meaning young officer who precipitates the whole affair."

Citation

• Annakin, Ken (2001). So you wanna be a director?. Tomahawk Press.

External links

• You Know What Sailors Are at IMDb