Wikipedia:Wikipedia (country)
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Wikipedia The Free Encyclopedia | |
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 Flag | |
| Anthem: God Save Jimbo | |
| Motto of the Day → We all inhabit this small planet. We all breathe the same air. We all cherish our children's future. | |
 Map of the Universe. Notice the enlarged area: that's Wikipedia. | |
| Largest settlement | English Wikipedia |
| Official language (updated regularly) | Newspeak |
| Demonym(s) | Brainwashed subject |
| Government | |
• Leader | Big Brother (alias Jimbo Wales) |
| Population | |
• English Wikipedia census | 48,302,723 |
| GDP (nominal) | English Wikipedia estimate |
• Total | {{NUMBEROFVIEWS}} |
| Currency | Centijimbo (cJ) |
| Date format | DATESNO |
Wikipedia (/ˌwɪkɪˈpiːdiə/ or /ˌwɪkiˈpiːdiə/ WIK-i-PEE-dee-ə) is located in the Southern hemisphere of Internet, in the "Wiki" area. It is the 6th most powerful country of its planet, (as of March 2012 [1] after Gulligle, Freakbook, YourTubercule and Bay2) and is under the leadership of Big Brother.
The country has succeeded in gaining control over all Knowledge. Its capital, en., has an estimated population of 48,302,723 and is about 1,920 by 1,080 square pixels big, depending on your monitor.
History
[edit]- Year 0
- The Founding. Big Brother gets his finger out and creates Wick-Ail-Pee-Dia.There were only 2 people in the country when it was founded.
- A little later
- He swiftly conquers it, popularizing the phrase: All mine!
- Some time later
- Willy on wheels (talk · contribs) appears. The devs kill a server kitten as a sacrifice, and all is well, until...
- Present day
- Unfortunately, this article on thread is not written properly. You may edit this as 'No Comment'. Thank you for your participation and your 'encyclopediation' on Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.
Economy
[edit]The main income is from exploiting tourists in seaside resorts. A constantly growing number of corporations have set up to focus on increasingly specialized types of tourist centers.
The capital alone has 6,914,458 of these, out of 61,888,639 unique locations total. Through them it has earned {{NUMBEROFVIEWS}} viewbonds[2] since its beginnings. Wealth redistribution is poorly organized, with 1% of citizens receiving 99% of said income. Because of that, some people live in a sewage pipe.
Some fraudulent income is made from exploiting stolen material, and from foreign investment.
Politics
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It is not a democracy or an anarchy. Despite some unfounded claims, it has no real political system at all, as everyone is brainwashed into submission by the Party.
It is an adminicity. Which means its real hard tasks are done by the admins. (And everyone else.)
Power Structure
[edit]- Leader
At the head is an autocratic and bossy leader, Big Brother. He is credited with nearly everything, although Little Brother claims his share in it.
His close associates, the Control Police, are few in number but very powerful. They control the Thought Police, which controls the Civil Police, which in turn controls the IProles.
- Inner Party
Consisting of Bureaucrats, Members of Parliament (MOP for short), and Thought Police. To give an idea of their numbers, the capital currently has 851 MOPs.
- Outer Party
They include all citizens grouped into the Citizen's Police. As previously stated, the capital is inhabited by 48,302,723 of these citizens.
- Other
The Idiot Proles (IProles or IP for short) constitute a large portion of the population. Potential morons, some can turn into fearsome terrorists if they don't receive the daily ration of brew. They are not counted, but it is to be noted they are essential for the economy as many of them constitute the tourist base on which it relies.
Robots are also widely used as slave labour, mainly because they "never go on strike".[3]
Internal Organization
[edit]The Great Leader, Big Brother and Messiah issues random orders, which the Party speedily implements regardless of their impact on human sanity.
External Affairs
[edit]There is no external side. WIKIPEDIA IS EVERYTHING. Thus, the Minister of Foreign Affairs gets rather bored and resorts to playing video games.
See Also
[edit]- The description of this country as a Kingdom, which may contain factual errors as any self-respectable articulum benignii should have.
Copied Countries
[edit]- There is a large number of fake identities on The Wiki Country. These include Uncyclopedia and etc.
References
[edit]- ^
4th "Wikipedia.org Site Info". Alexa Internet. Retrieved 2012-03-02.
- ^ Viewbonds are the international currency. They represent approx. 10 cJ each.
- ^ Soup is good food, Dead Kennedys.
External Links
[edit]- Check out Wikipedia's actual location on the map of the internet.
