Wikipedia:Songs about Wikipedia/WikiHolics

This song is to be sung to the hit song composed by Paul McCartney "Eleanor Rigby" performed by the Beatles.

Warning: This song does contain some bad language, however is only sparingly.

(Background Chorus)

Ah, look at all the WikiHolics. Ah, look at all the WikiHolics.

(Refrain 1)

It's if you got time, putting your life on hold in the computer, nothing to do.

Look at the screen, typing so fast you begin to sweat so profusely. Will you survive?

(Chorus)

All those lonely people, they haven't seen the light. All them lonely assholes, that can't use this if not for us.

(Refrain 2)

If this ain't your forté then get off this song and go to something other than this. What do I care?

If this is your life's dream, than protect WP from those dumb vandals. Ban them, why not?

(Repeat Chorus)

(Repeat Background Chorus)

(Refrain 3)

Well, you survived, now why not go and get something to an FA and go save WP

From those vandals, or maybe make a stub or get one out, of that status.

(Repeat Chorus and Background Chorus)

(Short Violin Solo)