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Wikipedia, as an entity, has nothing (or at least very little) against ducks.
However, giant ducks are unable to type correctly (their bills are too big to hunt and peck yes we said bills) so for the good of the encyclopaedia giant ducks are to be banned upon confirmation they are Malludus giganticus.
Oh, and they quack really loudly sometimes. Just ask Donald and Daffy.