Wikipedia:Wrestling is Fake!
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 | This page in a nutshell: For those who really saying Wrestling is Fake, fuck off! it's predetermined and scripted sports entertainment! But seriously it will helps to you to know that wrestling is real and I'm gonna warn you, I'm Vince McMahon dammit! |
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We all know the wrestling right? not the sumo wrestling, the PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING. We love some guys are punching each other, hitting at the announce desk or sometimes in the table, right? Or sometimes like so bloody and the worst part the father vs daughter match before the marriage? Vince McMahon versus Stephanie McMahon on No Mercy (2003)? Yikes. But the thing is, the non-wrestling fan and journalist thinking wrestling is fake... but why? But before that let's get some background:
World Wrestling Federation versus World Wide Fund for Nature
[edit]As of writing this, Royiswariii [me] thinking that WWF or a WWF... wait i'm confused... oh, it's World Wide Fund for Nature! A bear hitting with a chair and punching in the face! But seriously, if World Wide Fund for Nature sued World Wrestling Federation (Entertainment), it's completely way good but it's okay to not confused everybody.
New generation era
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After Hulk Hogan left on WWE and go to WCW, Vince wants to create a new era... the "New Generation Era" featuring Bret "The Hitman" Hart. If you are a real wrestling fan, you will know the Montreal Screwjob? Oh my God it's so REAL that Bret dosen't want to give to Shawn the championship belt in Bret's hometown? C'mon Vince are you stupid? Screwing that man that he trusted you and the business? C'mon man. Bret screwed Bret? No, Vince screwed Vince! Take that, bitch!
Attitude era was the great in all professional wrestling
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Can we agree that this era was the great? The Attitude Era! This is the greatest in the planet like... a lot. Bret Hart, The Rock, Stone Cold, Vince McMahon also joined too! How could you believe that!? A old man still going on wrestling? but before the Raw is War it was a Monday Night War on the first place and Ted Turner joins in wrestling that he competed in his own WCW. Wow, that's surprising right? and that's not all, WCW beats Raw for 83 weeks[b], and if we convert it, it's 1 year, 7 months and 6 days. According to the documentary series Mr. McMahon, Bischoff said that in interviews the name Ted Turner... Ted Turner... Ted Ted TED!!![c] I think we have a love team, Vince + Ted = Vinted[d], nah it's gross.
Vince crushed WCW to the ground
[edit]Still in Attitude Era I think, Vince crushing WCW into the hell like super-duper ultra mega chokeslam in hell like a Stone cold stunner breaking the 83 weeks of WCW streak, it's more like The Undertakers Streak, 83-1. For sure, Vince dancing all the way, imagine he's dancing the Stand Back while celebrating defeating the streak of WCW, could you imagine that? Of course not, your brain saying WRESTLING IS FAKE!!!.
Ric Flair WOOOOO!!!
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You heard Ric Flair WOOOOO!!!? Of course still not, why? Because you're thinking wrestling is fake! Goddammit! But seriously, Ric Flair was the great one too! Outburst? WOOOOO!!! Kurt Angle and Flair battle of the "WOO!"? Hell Yeah! There is one catchphrase that we don't forget, "To Be a Man". And here's one, you remember flair was absent for 8 months of hiatus? He returned on his hometown! I think after the WCW/ECW Invasion on WWF (now WWE). WOOOOing in his hometown, walking his signature move, dressed suit like an executive not a asshole ring robe. And then here's Vince scared... Stephanie and Shane sold to consortium (Flair was the consortium) on ECW and WCW and he's the "co-owner" of Raw.
Why people think wrestling is fake?
[edit]Some journalists and people finding a bad side of professional wrestling, like they want to know about the dark side of wrestling... but how? Or maybe just want to hate wrestling because of violence and not appropriate in Television? C'mon this is not Chris Benoit like we will forget that he existed, it's a ART of people who loves wrestling. Hulk Hogan was annoyed in a reporter that he's finding the dark side of wrestling (e.g, using razor blade, blood capsule etc.), which is Hogan pissed off. Phil Mushnick of New York Post maybe the worst or hated columnist back in the days until now because of always targeting Vince McMahon on how he runs the business and accusing of using steroids in the wrestlers which later Vince found not guilty. For sure, Phil was embarrassed of trying to expose WWF that time or the world of professional wrestling. On the other hand, Vince was also angry deep inside to Phil because he's always targeting on his newspaper, and he want to say to Phil: "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!? I'M VINCE MCMAHON DAMMIT!!!" and he's gonna explode like a nuclear bomb on his angry.